Double take

[faithhealer]

My mate found a 'strap on' once, couldn't get out of the house fast enough lol

 

[Dan]

I found a 'gentlemens' magazine under a wardrobe once in a rented property. I had to dismantle the thing to put into the loft fo the tenants. I chucked it ont he spare bed and left. Turns out they had just moved in and it must have been left by the previous tenants. I bet she didnt believe her fella when he insisted it wasnt his :yikes:

pmsl! stunner. Cruel sod. lol

 

[Scott]

Was someone chasing him with it then.....

 

[SandyFloor]

I was working in a hall and the lady of the house went into her bedroom and closed the door. A few minutes later I could hear a buzzing noise and her whimpering every few seconds. This went on for about ten minutes.






It transpired she was using an electric epilator on her legs.....what were you thinking, you dirty minded bunch!