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Brindle
I haven't laughed out loud like this for ages, thanks!
I have an old story....
When I was 16 working for a concrete stamping firm we were on the way back from a job when the landrover broke down. Being the skivvy I was volunteered to walk the half mile or so to a hotel to phone the gaffer...but I needed a dump...badly...so jumped over the stone wall in the layby we were in. It was dark, and the 4 ft wall my side was at least 8 feet into the field!! Bit of a shock that was.
That's not the embarrassment though...
we had these all in one overalls with a hood and pockets for knee pads, really well made, so I carry on with my dump, only to realise that I'd actually crapped in my hood!! So I reappear from the field after climbing up the wall (now in the rain) minus my overalls!
I did have jeans on though so was still able to walk to the hotel to phone!
I have an old story....
When I was 16 working for a concrete stamping firm we were on the way back from a job when the landrover broke down. Being the skivvy I was volunteered to walk the half mile or so to a hotel to phone the gaffer...but I needed a dump...badly...so jumped over the stone wall in the layby we were in. It was dark, and the 4 ft wall my side was at least 8 feet into the field!! Bit of a shock that was.
That's not the embarrassment though...
we had these all in one overalls with a hood and pockets for knee pads, really well made, so I carry on with my dump, only to realise that I'd actually crapped in my hood!! So I reappear from the field after climbing up the wall (now in the rain) minus my overalls!
I did have jeans on though so was still able to walk to the hotel to phone!
