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murf
A mate of mine was walking from a tile shop with a bag of adhesive on his shoulder when he suddenly sharted. It would'nt have been so bad if he wasn't wearing shorts at the time.
embarrassing moments at work.
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doug boardley
I was skimming a ceiling and was reaching into the corner on my tip toes on a trestle scaffold by the doorway, John Thomas pops out as I'm reaching (flies must've been down) same time lady of the house appearred through the door with a brew and a biccy😳
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murf
Lucky you didn't step on it Doug:yikes:
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jamie B
years back whilst working for persimmons in a sweltering summer,I decided to chance it and at the end of the day I took off my overalls and jumped in the ensuite shower of the plot I was working in for a cold hose down.
I heard steps up the stairs then before I can get out and get my kecks on the site agent and sales girl bowl into the room:yikes: the site agent came out with a classic line tho..he turns to the sales girl ( who was nearly as embarrased as me!) and says "is the (expletive! xxxx) in the shower standard in the townhouses or an extra?"
I had people on persimmons jobs taking the pee outta me YEARS later.
I heard steps up the stairs then before I can get out and get my kecks on the site agent and sales girl bowl into the room:yikes: the site agent came out with a classic line tho..he turns to the sales girl ( who was nearly as embarrased as me!) and says "is the (expletive! xxxx) in the shower standard in the townhouses or an extra?"
I had people on persimmons jobs taking the pee outta me YEARS later.
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wivers
I've had a few but for the funniest one i've ever had was with TJ and the bucket of slop. http://www.tilersforums.com/tilers-forums-arms/9996-never-laughed-so-hard.html
Saturday i was working at a house with TJ doing a porcelain floor.
The weather was quality and there were patio doors out of the room we were tiling to the back garden, so we set up all the tools out there.
As we were setting up the customer told me that there was no-one living next door so if i needed water at all i could jump over the fence and use their tap as the customer didn't have an outside one fitted yet.
About halfway through the day yet again my belly started to make so of the famous glugging noises that most of you will have read about at some stage in previous threads.
I knew that it was already on its way so i made a dash to the toilet upstairs, but someone was already in there!!!!!
By now my brain had told me belly i was on me way to the toilet,and the log was on its way down the flume.
I rushed downstairs and grabbed some kitchen roll, then ran into the garden picked up a builders bucket and jumped over next doors wall.
I just managed to squat on the bucket in time.
TJ poked his ead over the wall and started to laugh hs nutts off at the sight of me balancing on a bucket in someones garden.
I started to mop up but just as i did the customers son walked in to the gaden to play football.
I quickly pulled up me shorts and shoved the bucket under the tap and began to fill it up with water.
Once the bucket was filled i climed back over and placed the bucket of wivers ready mix next to the wall ready for me to dispose of once the lad had gone back in the house.
Well the lad was out there for a while and myself and TJ carried on working and i began to forget all about the bucket. Mre to the point so did TJ.
About 2 hours later TJ told me he was going to start packing the tools away, and wash the trowels.
All of a sudden i heard a horrible high pitched screaming from the garden so i rushed out to see wot was the matter.
TJ had forgot what was in the bucket and shoved his hands in it to clean off the trowels. Realising what he had done he began screaming and by the time i had got outside he was running around and aronud the trampoline, screaming like a big girl with his hads in the air.
I swear the look on his face was one of pure horror and disgust.
I was completely weak with laughter and my belly hurt so much.
Imagine a 34 year old bloke running around in a circle screaming like a girl at the top of his voice coz he's dipped his hnads in hs mates poo bucket!!!!
He scrubbed hs hands for half an hour with a brillow pad lmfao!!
OHHHH THE FUN WE HAVE LMFAO!!
Saturday i was working at a house with TJ doing a porcelain floor.
The weather was quality and there were patio doors out of the room we were tiling to the back garden, so we set up all the tools out there.
As we were setting up the customer told me that there was no-one living next door so if i needed water at all i could jump over the fence and use their tap as the customer didn't have an outside one fitted yet.
About halfway through the day yet again my belly started to make so of the famous glugging noises that most of you will have read about at some stage in previous threads.
I knew that it was already on its way so i made a dash to the toilet upstairs, but someone was already in there!!!!!
By now my brain had told me belly i was on me way to the toilet,and the log was on its way down the flume.
I rushed downstairs and grabbed some kitchen roll, then ran into the garden picked up a builders bucket and jumped over next doors wall.
I just managed to squat on the bucket in time.
TJ poked his ead over the wall and started to laugh hs nutts off at the sight of me balancing on a bucket in someones garden.
I started to mop up but just as i did the customers son walked in to the gaden to play football.
I quickly pulled up me shorts and shoved the bucket under the tap and began to fill it up with water.
Once the bucket was filled i climed back over and placed the bucket of wivers ready mix next to the wall ready for me to dispose of once the lad had gone back in the house.
Well the lad was out there for a while and myself and TJ carried on working and i began to forget all about the bucket. Mre to the point so did TJ.
About 2 hours later TJ told me he was going to start packing the tools away, and wash the trowels.
All of a sudden i heard a horrible high pitched screaming from the garden so i rushed out to see wot was the matter.
TJ had forgot what was in the bucket and shoved his hands in it to clean off the trowels. Realising what he had done he began screaming and by the time i had got outside he was running around and aronud the trampoline, screaming like a big girl with his hads in the air.
I swear the look on his face was one of pure horror and disgust.
I was completely weak with laughter and my belly hurt so much.
Imagine a 34 year old bloke running around in a circle screaming like a girl at the top of his voice coz he's dipped his hnads in hs mates poo bucket!!!!
He scrubbed hs hands for half an hour with a brillow pad lmfao!!
OHHHH THE FUN WE HAVE LMFAO!!
:lol::lol::lol::lol: i got tears in me eyes reading that one :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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mikethetile
thats got to be the funniest one yet:lol::lol::lol:
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get Wivers to tell u about the one with the Silicon stuck to his bum
Posted this b4.
Doing a bathroom in a terrace house, for a lady driving instructor.
Terrace house, bathroom right at top of stairs.
Anyway, I was working away and felt the seal head poking out. Guts doing the twist.
The customer was on her way out to give a lesson, so as soon as the yale lock clicked, my shreddies where down to my ankles in the nick of time. The niff would have knocked out a rhino at 50 paces :yikes:
Problem was there was no bathroom door...........and my guts had only 1/2 emptied, when I heard the un-mistakable click of a key in the front door. (Bathroom as mentioned was at the top of the stairs, and you could see the top of the front door sitting on the lav)
The customer walked in, and shouted that she had forgot her diary, and glanced upstairs, and just saw my knees and above. 😳
She apologised and grabbed her diary and ran out.
I didn't see much off her for the rest of that job.
She did give me a £20 tip.
I gave her a bottle of domestos :lol::lol::lol:
Doing a bathroom in a terrace house, for a lady driving instructor.
Terrace house, bathroom right at top of stairs.
Anyway, I was working away and felt the seal head poking out. Guts doing the twist.
The customer was on her way out to give a lesson, so as soon as the yale lock clicked, my shreddies where down to my ankles in the nick of time. The niff would have knocked out a rhino at 50 paces :yikes:
Problem was there was no bathroom door...........and my guts had only 1/2 emptied, when I heard the un-mistakable click of a key in the front door. (Bathroom as mentioned was at the top of the stairs, and you could see the top of the front door sitting on the lav)
The customer walked in, and shouted that she had forgot her diary, and glanced upstairs, and just saw my knees and above. 😳
She apologised and grabbed her diary and ran out.
I didn't see much off her for the rest of that job.
She did give me a £20 tip.
I gave her a bottle of domestos :lol::lol::lol:
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Aston
wivers, you are the funniest undiscovered talent in the country mate :lol::lol:
your antics are legendary...
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your antics are legendary...
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