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We (they) have a tradition in Norway called "Dugnad" which directly translates to "Volantry" so for example my kids kindergarten asks us to attend dugnad once a year to clean windows, cut back hedges, paint walls etc, and if your kid does after school stuff then there's dugnads involved, and if you don't attend you get a bill! And as I'm a tradesman they try to get me to look at tiling but before I realised it was the norm I was a bit negative and said I didn't do 3 years learning on crap money to give away freebies, that went down like a lead baloon but I totally got away with it as my ex is the main signature on all things official so I can sit back and laugh while she goes window cleaning, I'm a stubborn git, not getting involved and due to circumstances theres nowt they can do about it, anyhoo..... my boss's kids are in an after school football club and have sponsership from bama fruit or bendit fruit can't remember, who also sponser Norways national team, so his dugnad is to attent the game on Saturday to cut up and sell fruit, so I'm doing my first ever dugnad taking his wifes place, will be selling fruit and seeing the game for free, now I'm not one to cause trouble but I'll be in the Norwegian end but obviously I will just have to wear my England shirt. Rule Britania.