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Ford has announced plans to acquire French carmaker Renault and engineering teams have already joined forces to create theperfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able tofind it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and howto do it.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be areal ***** to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold wintermornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horriblyexpensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have kerb appealand a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and thekerb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to howthe size of the boot increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOKbigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it isbest to lease one, and replace it as needed.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able tofind it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and howto do it.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be areal ***** to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold wintermornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horriblyexpensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have kerb appealand a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and thekerb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to howthe size of the boot increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOKbigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it isbest to lease one, and replace it as needed.
