Funny sayings..

[pjtiler]

the bloke i served my time with
always said to me

what the **** do want to be a tiler for
when you could be a muff divers lip wiper

i never understood it myself

 

[sWe]

I think this sentence just summarises life

I have'nt laughed so hard in ages SWE , I can just imagine the scene now when your mate is reflecting on his night out out and spreading his wordly wisdom LMAO:lol:

It does sound profound, doesn't it :lol:

 

[aejrd]

he was meant for the sheets....and, he was never f****d for

 

[TilingLogistics]

I own a boat which I continuously moan about the upkeep costs because they are never ending. You only have to look at it and you have to get your wallet out.

A guy once told me to stop moaning because in his opinion if it begins with F it costs loads of money. I looked at him quizzically and say what you on about? He says if it Flys, Floats or F**ks it costs a packet:lol:

Kev

 

[bearwithme]

i like " if your going to be a bear , be a grizzly!" and a rather jaded friend of mine constantly reminds the gang that " women are just snakes with ****". :hurray:

 

[sWe]

"women are just snakes with ****".

Women of the forums, no offence meant, but "I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die" is a good one along the same lines

 

[MrSpoon]

"if the river flows red, take the dirt track instead"

 

[CLAYS TILES]

Women of the forums, no offence meant, but "I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die" is a good one along the same lines

good old chubby brown joke there swe!
ALL women are prostitutes,one way or the other they screw you out of your money!:lol:

 

[Woody123]

Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.