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As most of you lads know i've just come back off my honeymoon out in Cape Verde. This island is very newly opend as a tourist destination but it was soon very apparent that the homosexual activity is already booming. 
One night i stood next to a nice young man at the urinals in a bars toilets. He began talking to me about how i liked the place and if i was having a good time etc. "What a nice young chap" i thought, until i realised that after every sentance he spoke his eyes where peering down at my purple headed love warrior!
The nice young man finished his pee before me and began to wash his hands, so i tried to drag my pee out in the hope he would...... sod off! He did, but to my dismay he was waiting for me outside the toilet block!!!
Slightly sweating now i threw it into the conversation that i was on my HONEYMOON! which didn't seem to put him off and if anything made him more keen.
I managed to get away from him and make it back to my Mrs and some m8's we had made on the holiday and told them the whole story. About 30 minutes past and we all started to have a dance on the dance floor together.
All of a sudden everyone of my friends dancing infront of me including my mrs started pissing themselfs laughing at me???? "what?" i kept asking. Slowley i turned around to find Mr sausage jokey and his Fudge loving friend butt wiggling up behind me!! " hi ya" they both said at exactly the same time in the most camp voices i have ever heard in my life.
I said hello turned round and continued to dance, but they where intent on rubbing up me from behind one by one. In the end i had to leave the dance floor and stood on the side drinking my beer with all my friends ribbing me. Guess what ... they only started to point at me and sing the lyrics to that dance song " i love you baby". Then they started to becon me back on to the bloody dance floor to great cheers and roars of laughter from my so called friends and mrs. So in theend i though sod it if ya can't beat em join em, i pulled my shorts right up me bum in my sumo pose fasion and started some propper TJ camp dancing.
One of them even bent over infront of me goading me into slapping his ***, so i slapped it as hard as i could, so hard i hurt me bloody hand. Everyone on the whole dance floor was pissing themselfs laughing. As it turns out the 2 bloke's where alright and we all had a laugh in the end, but i made sure my Mrs was within grabbing distance all night.
Oh yea pictures were taken and as soon as i get them sent to me i shall post them up so be prepared for some hot *** wivers action.
One night i stood next to a nice young man at the urinals in a bars toilets. He began talking to me about how i liked the place and if i was having a good time etc. "What a nice young chap" i thought, until i realised that after every sentance he spoke his eyes where peering down at my purple headed love warrior!
The nice young man finished his pee before me and began to wash his hands, so i tried to drag my pee out in the hope he would...... sod off! He did, but to my dismay he was waiting for me outside the toilet block!!!
Slightly sweating now i threw it into the conversation that i was on my HONEYMOON! which didn't seem to put him off and if anything made him more keen.
I managed to get away from him and make it back to my Mrs and some m8's we had made on the holiday and told them the whole story. About 30 minutes past and we all started to have a dance on the dance floor together.
All of a sudden everyone of my friends dancing infront of me including my mrs started pissing themselfs laughing at me???? "what?" i kept asking. Slowley i turned around to find Mr sausage jokey and his Fudge loving friend butt wiggling up behind me!! " hi ya" they both said at exactly the same time in the most camp voices i have ever heard in my life.
I said hello turned round and continued to dance, but they where intent on rubbing up me from behind one by one. In the end i had to leave the dance floor and stood on the side drinking my beer with all my friends ribbing me. Guess what ... they only started to point at me and sing the lyrics to that dance song " i love you baby". Then they started to becon me back on to the bloody dance floor to great cheers and roars of laughter from my so called friends and mrs. So in theend i though sod it if ya can't beat em join em, i pulled my shorts right up me bum in my sumo pose fasion and started some propper TJ camp dancing.
One of them even bent over infront of me goading me into slapping his ***, so i slapped it as hard as i could, so hard i hurt me bloody hand. Everyone on the whole dance floor was pissing themselfs laughing. As it turns out the 2 bloke's where alright and we all had a laugh in the end, but i made sure my Mrs was within grabbing distance all night.
Oh yea pictures were taken and as soon as i get them sent to me i shall post them up so be prepared for some hot *** wivers action.
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