Gay Advances!!! Page: 2

[Fred]

That what I call a 'gay' night out.........LOL

 

[myhometiling]

i am only a small lad!!!!!!
like 2 make things bigger makes me feel better!!!!

calvy :beer_yum:

 

[IvegotsTILE]

I once went for a night out with a mate in London,we were having a great time chatting up all the fit birds and sinking as many as we could.
After a while I could see this guy at the bar staring at me,he wouldn't stop so I thought 'For f**ks sake don't tell me I've been chatting up his misses'. He kept staring so I told my mate I'm gonna ask what his problem is but he calmed me down and said we don't want to get thrown out as we were having such a good time.
I decided to go for a ****,I was having a slash at the urinal when I see the same guy come in,I clenched my fist as he walked towards me and thought I'm gonna knock this tw*t out before he says anything but he walked straight past me to the last cubicle,opened the door and then said:

'Are you coming in then,you've been eyeing me up all day and I'm dying to shag you!:whatchutalkingabout

Didn't quite know what to say and ended up getting quite mad,I threatened to smash his face in but my mate had come down and was pissing himself and took me away.

What can I say Wivs,we must be irresistable to both sexes lol:teeth_smile:

 

[wivers]

Only the chosen few have the ability m8 🙂

 

[GazTech]

i am only a small lad!!!!!!
like 2 make things bigger makes me feel better!!!!

calvy :beer_yum:

we understand....Gaz

 

[Falcone]

lmfao wivers!!

I ended up in a riot in a gay bar once. my f*ckin pisshead mates thought it'd be a laugh to go in and have a beer "just for giggles" as soon as we got in I didnt like the place, c*nts eyeing ya up from every angle!!

Anyway after a few sips of beer one of the guys with us had his arse felt so he decked the poor bloke (in his own manor lol) then from everywhere tables and chairs were flying at us!! we were going at it with these big bald headed blokes with leather shorts on for about 5 minutes when we all eventually got out the door lol...

in the middle of the melee my ring fell off ma finger and I lost it. we got outside and I shouted "fuuuck i've lost ma ring" to which everyone burst out laughing haha!!

they c*nts can fight by the way lol

 

[wivers]

Lmao lost ya ring in a gay bar pmsl!

I bet some gay bloke was slipping his finger in your ring when he found it!

 

[Falcone]

hahaha lmfao!!

😱

(I'm a spurs fan too by the way!!) :wink_smile: not had the pleasure of going to a game though coz I live in Scotland!! :icon8:

 

[penno]

I was once teaching out in Jordan when i was in the Army. Was taking about 50 Jordanian soldiers on a combat lesson. Half way through one of them said to me: "you cutie" to which i replied "no im a Sergeant" (not totally understanding what he said)
He then said "nono you want jigi jigi" (while demonstaring to me by pushing a finger in and out of his circled fore finger and thumb)
"no mate im married got enough with one women"
"nono you jigi jigi with us"
Suddenly dawned on me that i had about 50 Jordanians in front of me who were not listening to a word of the lesson and were only interested in porking me!
The lesson was quickly cut short.
Found out later that many many of the Jordanian soldiers are gay, they had a saying "women are for babys and men are for pleasure"

 

[wivers]

oh my god i'd have shat myself.

Tj's booking a week in Jordan now! 🙂