Girl at the doctors

[Gazzer]

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.


The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"


The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."

The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Debbie is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."


The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Debbie?"


Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man, I'm still a virgin!"


The doctor walked over to the window and just stood there staring out of it.


About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"

The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill, and there's no way I'm going to miss it this time"!!!!

 

[Gazzer]

Some years ago, George married an attractive woman, Tracy, half his age, in a small coastal English community. After several months, Tracy complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her Grandmother, all English women are entitled to a climax once in a while..

So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in the village. The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother and father would fan a cow (with a big towel) that was having difficulty breeding.

This would cool her down and make her relax. So the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, and then climax. So the couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, Tracy still had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet. The Vet said for her to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while George waved the big towel. They tried it that night and Tracy went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours. When it was over, George looked down at the exhausted young man from Dublin and in a boasting voice said: "And that, my young man is how you wave a towel"

 

[beanz]

:lol::lol:

 

[davy583]

quality mate