Happy or sad.

[DHTiling]

Got this from our TTA forum.:lol:

Husband turns to wife and says "tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time."
After some deliberation wife says "out of all your friends you have the biggest ****."

 

[DHTiling]

And this one..


I was laying in bed with the missus the other night and she turned to me and asked "where would you like to be buried."

Apparently up to my nuts in your younger sister wasn't the right answer.

 

[Stewart]

Lmao........ Though my wife didn't laugh out loud.

 

[hillhead]

Very good Dave , lol

 

[user123]

:lol: I think that's funny - however, I will refrain from passing this on to snooker watching husband who will be worried what sort of company I'm keeping.... :lol:

 

[SandyFloor]

:lol: I think that's funny - however, I will refrain from passing this on to snooker watching husband who will be worried what sort of company I'm keeping.... :lol:

Do you mean he doesn't already? :lol:

 

[user123]

Do you mean he doesn't already? :lol:

He does tut a lot.... :lol:

 

[nybor62]

very funny dave