Hello sailor

[IvegotsTILE]

Was out in town saturday night,went to the little boys room to drain the weasel and I was washing my hands when a bloke who I used to play football with years ago says
"Hi Simon hows it going?"
"Not bad mate,how you been?
"Alright mate,god you love your own reflection don't you?(I'm admiring myself in the mirror.)
"Well when you look this good its hard not too!"
"You have always been a real looker,sorry I shouldn't have said that should I?:whatchutalkingabout

It suddenly dawned on me that this 35 year old well groomed succesful man had never had a girlfriend,has no kids and never joked about birds,how could we have missed this.

"Er I'm not that way inclined mate but thanks anyway."(What else was I meant to say.)


This has happened a fair few times over the years know with men giving me the come on,some more forward than others:whatchutalkingabout .I have no problem with it whatsoever each to his own,just worried now that I might be sending out signals without knowing it.I can't blame them cause I'm a good looking lad,bit of a cross between a young George Clooney and the Karate Kid:karate: .


Please tell me this has happened to others,starting to get a bit worried:huh2:

 

[brian c]

simon,you have just given wivers amunition bud....pmsl.........sailor.

 

[White Room]

Yes mate, No I'm not , The first job I had, I was only 15 a another older painter kept asking me can I give you a b*** job for fiver, Told the boss and he was moved to another site, And somethink happened when I was 9 or 10 when visiting relative's in bournmouth me and my cousin where out down the beach and was appoached, Nowaday's we hear of subjects like this, The only person I ever told was my Dad and he has since passed, That's going back to 1967, dos'nt bother me anymore.

 

[Raja]

You said right nice and clear for any one to understand Simon

Often found my self with advances from men when i am working on doors have been known in the past to use my elbow in certain extreme cases

What i will never forget was 1 incident when i was working in a nite club bout 4 years ago


It was poly sexuals nite and this big fella dressed in drag whilst i was on patrol in the toilets said to me come over here and said somthing rude which i wont say on here and tried to grab me

Ended up really giving it to him but not what he expected

 

[quick draw macgraw]

never happened to me mate so dont know if its a bad thing or good but i've been called john reno to squidworth out of spongebob squarepants, personally i think i look a little like jason statham who pulled kelly brook but obviously my own opinion. Damn it.

 

[DHTiling]

All i can say simon is that you must have that look for them to approach you.....:lol: ......

 

[davy_G]

In a salsa club a long time ago, thought it would be a good way to get close to the local ladies. A young chap asked me for a dance, i told him it wasnt my thing and he was really offended with all my mates pi***ng themselves at me being going red! So much for pulling ladies, now i just stand at the bar and dont worry about dancing!

 

[wivers]

GEORGE BLOODY CLOONEY!!! KARATE BLOODY KID!!!!!!!!

More like Boy George and Hong kong phewy!!!

Listen mae ...if ya go into the bog's wearing those pink wallabies and Mc Hammer pants your asking for trouble!!!

Although this has happend to me, some of you may remeber my post about my honeymoon!!

Anyway Ive me old buddy in the words of the great eastern Midget Messiah RAJABINX "Any holes a goal". So get in there me old son!

 

[IvegotsTILE]

All i can say simon is that you must have that look for them to approach you.....:lol: ......

Cheers sweetie.:red_indian: :biker: :cowboy: oliceman: :builder: Members of my favourite band

 

[wivers]

Yea anyway ive........how about getting a pic on here for us to see you in all your Kenny Everett lookalike glory.

Luv Ya.

 

[IvegotsTILE]

Cant figure out how to put pics up(too lazy to learn)