i'm in the dog house

[Andy Allen]

my wife told me she is going to a body shop party this evening,

i asked her if she could come back with a 20 year olds body with big boobs

 

[diamondtiling]

my wife told me she is going to a body shop party this evening,

i asked her if she could come back with a 20 year olds body with big boobs

:lol::lol::lol:

Tell her to send me one as well

:8:

 

[enduro]

And me...:hurray:

 

[nybor62]

ill have 2 in case i break one:lol:

 

[doug boardley]

I'll have two at twenty, instead of one at forty please:lol::lol:

 

[doit4u]

You think your in trouble you should have been there the last time I was asked does my bum look big in this. I suggested that as haemoroid cream reduces piles that if we could buy it in industrial quatities she could try rubbing it all over. The joke was not appreciated.

 

[suave]

2 at 20 just imagine!:hurray::hurray: :angel::angel:

 

[Colour Republic]

Who can tell me why the body shop colour is dark green? and no googling!

 

[mikethetile]

marketing as a green company, ie environmentaly friendly

 

[Colour Republic]

nope:smilewinkgrin:

 

[Colour Republic]

You of all people Mike should be able to make an educated guess as to why

 

[doug boardley]

You think your in trouble you should have been there the last time I was asked does my bum look big in this. I suggested that as haemoroid cream reduces piles that if we could buy it in industrial quatities she could try rubbing it all over. The joke was not appreciated.

Mrs was in next doors pool yesterday afternoon, (one of the big inflatable jobbies) I ws on my way to pick up the kids from a party and put on a white linen T-shirt, Mrs Doug said "see you later Don,(as in Johnson)" I replied, "see you later Tubbs".... bad mistake..... got a drenching as she didn't get the irony:lol::lol:

 

[mikethetile]

same ccolour as Harrods

 

[merlecollins]

I heard once that it was the only colour they could find that would cover the damp on the walls of the first shops Roddick had :yikes:

 

[SandyFloor]

The wife asked me last year how she looked in her new dress......I told her the truth.....really really bad idea. Lying isn't always wrong. Why do they ask us these questions?