i'm in the dog house

[doug boardley]

anyone ever given the honest reply to "do these jeans make my bum look big?" ( "No, your big bum makes your bum look big!)

 

[SandyFloor]

The classic one is:

Q.Do these jeans make my bum look big?

A. No, It's the all the chips and burgers you eat that do that!

 

[mikebidd]

Im on the brink off being in dog house myself. iv been lifting the flags in the garden and noticed the dog digging wholes in the dirt underneath. I didnt notice id left the back door open and the dog gate and shes run in and jumped all over the sofa. I know if i try and clean it it will make it worse.

So in less than an hour ill have a misses that looks like this :incazzato:

 

[merlecollins]

Im on the brink off being in dog house myself. iv been lifting the flags in the garden and noticed the dog digging wholes in the dirt underneath

:yikes: Mike, I started reading this and thought YIKES, whats coming next?:yikes:

I had visions of Police cordons on the 10 o clock news - A La Fred West or that Brookside storyline.....:yikes:

 

[mikebidd]

Well if i disapear and the flags are re laid then you iv been buried under them :lol:

 

[Scott]

At this moment in time after copious stellas i think two twenty year olds would kill me!

 

[user123]

Who can tell me why the body shop colour is dark green? and no googling!

Because the first shop they had was a damp old place, with mold on the wall, and green was the colour that hid it best...I remember it from the Roddick interview...
sorry Kev, just saw your reply, you watched the same program? :smilewinkgrin:

 

[Colour Republic]

I heard once that it was the only colour they could find that would cover the damp on the walls of the first shops Roddick had :yikes:

Because the first shop they had was a damp old place, with mold on the wall, and green was the colour that hid it best...I remember it from the Roddick interview...
sorry Kev, just saw your reply, you watched the same program? :smilewinkgrin:

top marks you two

and for a bonus point, where was her first shop?

 

[user123]

top marks you two

and for a bonus point, where was her first shop?

Now I would have to cheat and google it, so I won't, over to you Kev, maybe you know?... :lol:

 

[SandyFloor]

Am bringing this thread back to life.

Tomorrow ( Friday) I'm doing a kitchen floor and finishing it off on Saturday. I happened to mention it earlier and everyone thought I was joking as it's Mrs S's birthday on Saturday even the kids were looking at me in disgust.

Hopefully my customer will understand and I can put him off till Sunday.

ps. Does anyone have any ideas for a prezzie that may limit my impending celibacy?

 

[Deleted member 9966]

Am bringing this thread back to life.

Tomorrow ( Friday) I'm doing a kitchen floor and finishing it off on Saturday. I happened to mention it earlier and everyone thought I was joking as it's Mrs S's birthday on Saturday even the kids were looking at me in disgust.

Hopefully my customer will understand and I can put him off till Sunday.

ps. Does anyone have any ideas for a prezzie that may limit my impending celibacy?

I would heartily recommend a set of GHD Hair Straighteners if Mrs S doesn't already have a set. That will be the perfect amount of grovelling in one hit

 

[SandyFloor]

Can I get them in the pound shop?

 

[Deleted member 9966]

Can I get them in the pound shop?

LOL, no. you'll be grovelling for 12 months if you get her a birthday present from the pound shop :earmuffs:

 

[mikethetile]

socks always go down well:lol:

 

[SandyFloor]

socks always go down well:lol:

She doesn't look too sexy wearing nothing but socks .....not the way I do.