In a recent survey of dwarfs (small people) .........

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NASA spent 3 billion dollars to find there are lots of gases in Uranus! Actually true

 

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A dog is truly a man's best friend.

If you don't believe me try this experiment.

Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.

When you open the boot, see which is really happy to see you?

 

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A dog is truly a man's best friend.

If you don't believe me try this experiment.

Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.

When you open the boot, see which is really happy to see you?

If it’s a hot day remember and keep the back windows slightly open for the dog!

 

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An old favourite..

Jeremy Beadle has a small ****... but on the other hand its massive!

 

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Sorry

 

[Uheat - Jake]

Seems you guys all love a good joke, we run a weekly email called Joke Fridays. Every Friday we send out jokes which have been submitted by our customers. If you'd like me to add you to the mailing list, drop me a PM with your email address and I can get you added.

 

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Went to the doctor with a piece of lettuce sticking out my ***
Doctor says it’s the tip of the iceberg!!

 

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Got home today and all my windows were open!
Everything was gone - they’d taken the lot.
Now I’ve got no chocolate left in my Advent calander!

 

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My wife woke up this morning with a big smile on her face.........,
She’s took all my permanent markers away from me now

 

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Watched 5 mins of Mickey Flanagan tonight and some of these at least made me laugh!

 

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Watched 5 mins of Mickey Flanagan tonight and some of these at least made me laugh!

You probably needed subtitles though TJ!

 

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Met a right nutter in the bar last night he pulled a guys underwear right up his back! My mate said watch him that’s Wedgie Kray!!

 

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