John and Edward

[Dan]

Don't you wish their parents had called them Peter and Rick?

 

[DHTiling]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[suave]

pr............................................................................................k lmao

 

[Stewart]

So cruel, yet so funny.......


Created on iPhone.....

 

[Dan]

"Jedward...... The reason they make DOUBLE barreled shotguns."

 

[Dan]

I went on Dragon's Den with my landmine clearing device. Peter Jones said, "How does it work?" I said, "I load packets of Haribo into this catapult mechanism and then fire them across the mine field." He said, "Right, and then?" I said, "Then we open Jedward's cage." He said, "I'm going to make you an offer."

 

[DHTiling]

BBC News: Man jailed for shooting brothers.

Imagine my disappointment at it not being Jedward.

 

[DHTiling]

[h=1]Jedward Kidnapped..[/h]

Billy is stuck in traffic on the M2 Motorway into Belfast, when a man knocks on the window of his car. Billy asks what's going on and is told that terrorists have kidnapped Jedward and are asking for 310 million or they will pour petrol over the twins and burn them The man explains that he is going from car to car and they are having a a collecion. "How much are people donating?" Billy asks.

…the man replies… "About a gallon!"….​

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[user123]

:lol: ok, boys, what are you on tonight?? And it's not even 6pm yet!! Uh-oh..

 

[doug boardley]

"Jedward...... The reason they make DOUBLE barreled shotguns."

:lol::lol: