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my apprentice is the least talkative kid i have ever trained , you cant get 2 words out of him unless he is talking about his favourite sport
I decided that part of his duties will be to tell me a joke of the day they have started very poorly .
Day 1. why has a milking stool only got 3 legs .....................because the cow has the udder
Day 2 what does a blond do when her computer screen freezes.................. she puts it in the micro wave
Day3. dog walks into a bar jumps up on to the stool and says to the bar tender , hello mate I am a talking dog, the bar tender raises his eyebrow and continues what he is doing " dont you think i should have a drink you dont get talking dogs in here everyday do you " continued the dog .......... Bartender " um okay then help your self the toilet is down there on the left"
Day 4. Man walks into a bar and looks up at the food menu ......cheese sandwich £1.50 ........ chicken sandwich £2......... hand jobs £10 , he looks over to the sexy barmaid and says " Are you the on who gives out hand jobs for a £10 " ..." yes" the sexy barmaid purrs ......"well go and wash your hands I want a cheese sandwich"
I decided that part of his duties will be to tell me a joke of the day they have started very poorly .
Day 1. why has a milking stool only got 3 legs .....................because the cow has the udder
Day 2 what does a blond do when her computer screen freezes.................. she puts it in the micro wave
Day3. dog walks into a bar jumps up on to the stool and says to the bar tender , hello mate I am a talking dog, the bar tender raises his eyebrow and continues what he is doing " dont you think i should have a drink you dont get talking dogs in here everyday do you " continued the dog .......... Bartender " um okay then help your self the toilet is down there on the left"
Day 4. Man walks into a bar and looks up at the food menu ......cheese sandwich £1.50 ........ chicken sandwich £2......... hand jobs £10 , he looks over to the sexy barmaid and says " Are you the on who gives out hand jobs for a £10 " ..." yes" the sexy barmaid purrs ......"well go and wash your hands I want a cheese sandwich"
