Joke...

[user123]

ahem... thanks for clarifying... you're a bad cat....

...couldn't find a severe looking matron smiley... :lol:

 

[Stewart]

Since it started snowing, all my wife has done, is stare through the window.......


If it gets any worse, I'll have to go and let her in!!

 

[user123]

It's a forum of bad cats.... :lol:

 

[ScottG13]

A drunk man walks into a bar and says 'happy new year everybody'. The bar man says 'we are in june you drunk man' to which he replies 'Oh my god my wife is going to kill me, I have never been so late in my life!'

 

[ScottG13]

A guy was at the bar just looking at his drink for about half an hour when a big trouble making truck driver walked up to him took his drink and downed the lot. The poor man starts to cry and the truck driver said 'come on man I was just joking, I can't stand to see a grown man cry, I'll buy you another drink'. 'Its not that' the man replied 'today is the worst day of my life, first I overslept and missed an important meeting and the boss sacked me. When I left the building I found that my car had been stolen. I got a taxi home, after paying the driver I got out, he drove off and I realised I left my wallet in the taxi. I got indoors to find my wife in bed with the gardener! So I come to the pub and just when I am thinking about putting an end to my life YOU show up and drink my poison.......