Mobile phones have changed so much since the days of the motorola breezeblocks (I had one). I was with a guy last week who had a mobile surgically implanted into his forefinger and thumb, when it rang he simply pressed his palm to accept the call........"amazing I thought" Next minute he had nipped behind a bush, dropped his trousers and underwear and was in a crouching position!
"what the hell are you doing!" I asked him..........
"wont be a moment" he said, "I have a fax coming through"