more weekend jokes

[david campbell]

when i was a kid mum would sent me to the shops with 50p.
i could get a chicken,2pints of milk,a comic book,6 eggs and a pair of jeans.
you cant do that these days...................


bloody CCTV!!!
.................................................................................................
Paddy charges into the benefits office "i've been ringing 0800 1730 for 2 days now.why the hell doesn't anybody answer the phone?"
girl replies"those are the opening times you thick ****("

 

[DHTiling]

That type of language is only in the elite forum thanks..

 

[Colour Republic]

That type of language is only in the elite forum thanks..

I knew you boys in that elite forum where foul mouthed *****:incazzato:

To think there is a 3 tiered swearing allowence :lol:

 

[DHTiling]

To think there is a 3 tiered swearing allowence

There is..:smilewinkgrin:

 

[Colour Republic]

There is..:smilewinkgrin:

So if the arms members have a really bad day and need to vent some anger, are we allowered in for a couple of hours? Then kick us out at closing

Don't ask you don't get:smilewinkgrin:

 

[DHTiling]

NOPE!!:smilewinkgrin:

 

[DHTiling]

Elite members get voted in...:welcome:

 

[david campbell]

you need to be vetted by wivers!
do you still want in?..........:lol::lol::lol:

 

[DHTiling]

I would have moved it to elite dave but a NONE elite has replied now...:lol:

 

[Colour Republic]

you need to be vetted by wivers!
do you still want in?..........:lol::lol::lol:

God the images that conjures up in my head :yikes:
I need to go and lie down and before you get any ideas wivs, on my own... in a locked room

 

[david campbell]

God the images that conjures up in my head :yikes:
I need to go and lie down and before you get any ideas wivs, on my own... in a locked room

your imagination doesn't stretch that far fortunately........:lol::lol::lol:

 

[david campbell]

I would have moved it to elite dave but a NONE elite has replied now...:lol:

or has he:lol:

 

[Colour Republic]

I would have moved it to elite dave but a NONE elite has replied now...:lol:

Don't worry i'm leaving :rollseyes:

 

[CJ]

Honestly! Some people will take offence at anything!!

I met a bloke with no legs at the bus stop this morning.

All I said was..........

"How you getting on" :smilewinkgrin:

 

[Colour Republic]

or has he:lol:

don't be messing with my post count, I worked hard for them!

 

[DHTiling]

I worked hard for them!

 

[Deleted member 9966]

harsh dave

 

[Colour Republic]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Why is that not in the main similes!!! I take it i'm not allowed to use that for my sig?

 

[david campbell]

have you twigged on yet?

 

[doug boardley]

has Colour not noticed his green colour:smilewinkgrin:

 

[Deleted member 9966]

doesn't look like it doug

 

[david campbell]

doh!!!!

 

[DHTiling]

He's gone to the pub..:8:

 

[david campbell]

He's gone to the pub..:8:

been elite can't mean that much if he's away back to the arms......lol:lol::lol:

 

[Colour Republic]

:lol::lol: how long did it take me!

I really am going now, i'm already late, cheers guys

 

[kngjason]

lol nice one