My mate Gav..

[Andy Allen]

My mate Gav died yesterday from taking heartburn remedies....

I can't believe Gaviscon....

 

[Time's Ran Out]

Sad Bastos !

 

[WetSaw]

Had a big roll of bubble wrap delivered today.
I said to the wife "What shall i do with this"? She said "pop it in the corner".

It took me 2 and a half hours.

 

[WetSaw]

I was shopping with my wife earlier when she looked at me and said; "You're a lazy bastard!"

I was so shocked I nearly fell out of the trolley.

 

[Spud]

policeman knocks on little Tommy door, only to be answered by Tommy holding a bottle of scotch and smoking a massive splif with a copy of penthouse rolled up underneath his arm , the policeman asks little Tommy "is your mum in ?" Tommy replies " does it look like my mums in ?"