My new neighbours are *******s!

[radim]

They take a dump on your doorstep lol

take dump in paper bag.put bag on doorstep.set bag in a fire and ring door. neighbour opens door and tries extinguish the fire by jumping on it . wot a laugh...:lol::lol:

 

[Stef]

take dump in paper bag.put bag on doorstep.set bag in a fire and ring door. neighbour opens door and tries extinguish the fire by jumping on it . wot a laugh...:lol::lol:

Used to do that when we were younger but used to use dogs instead of home cooked!!

 

[andyb1]

They may also know the tiler.

 

[Chalker]

I don't like working for neighbours, they want you to work for nowt!
And you get no peace at the pub, as everyone thinks you love your job that much you want to talk about their tiling/ plumbing problems while your having a beer.

bet no one asks solicitors or accountants! They would send a bill.

 

[Peter]

Did a job 20 miles away a few months ago and their next door neighbour was a tiler, but they said he had a lot of days off so must be ****e :lol:

 

[judge]

Theres nothing like getting home from a hard days graft in 15 seconds:smilewinkgrin:

 

[mma]

Your grout lines are out on your van...

 

[stusgsx]

Your grout lines are out on your van...

Annoying isn't it! Also bottom of the rear door where the door curves it's put the bottom line on the wonk

 

[High Peak Tiling]

Did a job 20 miles away a few months ago and their next door neighbour was a tiler, but they said he had a lot of days off so must be ****e :lol:

We have a thread/poll for that don't we ha ha

 

[stusgsx]

Did a job 20 miles away a few months ago and their next door neighbour was a tiler, but they said he had a lot of days off so must be ****e :lol:

Haha oops I better stop finishing early :-/

 

[TJ Smiler]

He could be their new lodger :yikes: better get used to him mate

Ps, your van is better than his so who cares lol

 

[Mr Tiler]

It's not wrapped it's just the back end that has a lot of vinyl.


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wow that is a lovely van mate

 

[stusgsx]

Thought I would update this thread and take back what I said!
A few weeks later I got a call from the new neighbour asking if I would be interested in tiling their kitchen. Of course I strolled over there and quoted for kitchen wall and floor tiling and got the job.
While I was there they then saw I advertised bathroom installation so I quoted for that next and got that too! All the time thinking what the hell did the other tiler do over here! Anyway half way through fitting the bathroom they then mentioned they want the hallway tiling and they then showed me their conservatory hidden round the back which the other tiler had done. So tiled their hallway to match!
A fair bit of work in the end!
I asked why they didn't get the other tiler back and they just said they would rather use local and just hadn't noticed my van! Must stop parking it in front of that white wall!

 

[Mr Tiler]

how long you lived there?