New OXO cube

[Gazzer]

Oxo are introducing a white Oxo cube with a red cross on it, as a tribute to the England team.

It is called the Laughing Stock.

 

[Gazzer]

The England players are in the dressing room, just before the game, when Rooney walks in.
"Boss," he says, "there's a problem. I'm not playing unless I get a cortisone injection."
"Hey," says Crouch. "If he's having a new car, so am I !"

 

[merlecollins]

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[user123]

tonic... :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[peckers]

 

[Olz]

:hurray::hurray::hurray:

 

[richard Kent]

The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning. "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope and who are constantly stuggling and facing the impossible".... said Jamal Umboto aged 6

 

[richard Kent]

NOT SO SURE OF THIS NEXT ONE I'LL CLEAN IT UP A BIT!
Bloke walks into a brothel and says "I'm a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?
The madam says "£37.50
He says "wow what do I get for that"
She says " A bloody England shirt"