Drivers using mobile phones.
Swearing (especially mine – I get my mates to tell me off if I do)
Smokers leaving their *** butts all over the place.
Speeding cameras in ‘tax collection areas’ when they are not placed in known dangerous road locations.
The stupid price of addy and grout.
My computers boot-up time.
Delivery drivers and other trades who cant / wont give an exact ‘turn up’ time.
Drivers who don’t put their lights on at dusk (presumably to save their batteries at the most dangerous visibility time).
Teenagers in crap cars with go faster stripes and big exhausts who drive like prats.
Politicians who think its ok to spend thousands of £’s of OUR money on floating duckhouses (yes that was one of our local MP’s).
Police who have forgotten they work for US!
Sprouts.
Marzipan.
Food manufacturers that put lard in their food to save money and annoy us vegetarians.
Chelsea FC (arrogant)
Arsenal FC (boring)
Liverpool FC (just because)
The price of a bag of chips.
The fact that the Linux community cant joint together as one and give us one single Windows beater.
Punctures in my new motorbike tyres.
Council tax in Winchester (for the pavements, street lights, mains drainage, sewerage and everything else I don’t have in this village).
Smallprint (yes really – its too small – I will need glasses to read it).
Bankers (nearly destroyed Britain and wanted a bonus for doing it).
Barratt Houses (I don’t own one and never will, but how can they sell such crap to people and sleep at nights?)
Planning departments (they want £75 a meeting now for planning proposals – and they wonder why people build things illegally)
British Standards (why isn’t BS5385 compulsory and not just recommended and why isn’t it downloadable free to everyone, tilers and customers?).
People on myhammer, my builder, rated trader etc who call themselves builder, chippies, sparkies, groundworkers and TILERS?
People who rip of old people.
Muggers who attack old people (hang them).
Waiting to get served in fast food places.
Landlords who rent out squat-holes to university students cos they know they don’t have a choice.
Heathrow Airport (spent decades travelling through there, don’t now - but still hate that zoo)
French hotels (dirty dumps mostly)
German hotels (clean but characterless with ski lodge beds and funny bedding)
Drum brakes (they wear out, they are a pig to replace the pads, why not disc brakes all over?)
Plumbers who claim they are tilers when they cant tile.
Trades who leave their crap and problems for the next trade.
Coronation Street (never watched an episode, cant name a character, but the theme music is aaaaaaarg).
Motorway diesel, petrol, and service station food prices.
The food portions at Happy Eater.
The price of the iPhone (I want one but cant afford one).
BMW drivers (why do they think they are special? Most of them are low paid sales reps that have cheapened the brand!)
Radio 1 (regurgitates the same dross ten times a day and only gets good at night when the kids are in bed).
Potholes in the road (not compatible with my mortorbike or van).
Sales guys calling when I’m working (I struggle to get my phone out of my overalls with addy covered hands to be offered free websites etc – go away!!!)
Women who wear puffy sleeves and talk about twee things.
The price of a loaf of bread.
Footballers that spit all the time.
Luxemburg (spent a week there – possibly the most boring place on earth).
Lucy Varasamy (the weather lady on Sky News – why won’t she marry me?)
Plumbers (mentioned once but definitely worth mentioning again)
…. Yup – that covers it (for now).