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> A FEW QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME! (no, not me, just whoever put them together.. ) (some good ones here)
>
>
> Can you cry under water?
>
>
> How important does a person have to be before they are considered
> assassinated instead of just murdered?
>
>
>
> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
> buried in for eternity?
>
>
> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>
>
> What disease did cured ham actually have?
>
>
> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
> a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>
> Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up
> like every two hours?
>
>
> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
>
>
> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
> binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>
>
> Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
> They're going to see you naked anyway...
>
>
> Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
>
>
> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
> horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>
>
> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
> him?
>
>
> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
> both dogs!
>
>
> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
> vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
>
>
> Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
> tune?
>
>
> Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
>
>
> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
> face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he
> sticks his head out the window?
>
> Why, Why, Why
> do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
> getting dead?
>
> Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there
> is not enough money?
>
> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four
> billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
>
> Why do they use sterilized needles
> for death by lethal injection?
>
>
> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
>
> Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
> a revolver at him?
>
> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>
>
> If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
>
> Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles
> are always white?
>
> Is there ever a day that mattresses
> are not on sale?
>
> Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
> something new to eat will have materialized?
>
> Why do people keep running over a thread a dozen times with their
> vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
> down to give the
> vacuum one more chance?
>
> Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
>
> How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light
> fixtures?
>
> Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
> off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
>
> In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
> when we complained about the heat?
>
> How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
>
> And my
> FAVORITE.........
>
> The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is
> suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
> friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
>
>
> Can you cry under water?
>
>
> How important does a person have to be before they are considered
> assassinated instead of just murdered?
>
>
>
> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
> buried in for eternity?
>
>
> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>
>
> What disease did cured ham actually have?
>
>
> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
> a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>
> Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up
> like every two hours?
>
>
> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
>
>
> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
> binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>
>
> Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
> They're going to see you naked anyway...
>
>
> Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
>
>
> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
> horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>
>
> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
> him?
>
>
> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
> both dogs!
>
>
> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
> vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
>
>
> Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
> tune?
>
>
> Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
>
>
> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
> face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he
> sticks his head out the window?
>
> Why, Why, Why
> do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
> getting dead?
>
> Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there
> is not enough money?
>
> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four
> billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
>
> Why do they use sterilized needles
> for death by lethal injection?
>
>
> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
>
> Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
> a revolver at him?
>
> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>
>
> If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
>
> Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles
> are always white?
>
> Is there ever a day that mattresses
> are not on sale?
>
> Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
> something new to eat will have materialized?
>
> Why do people keep running over a thread a dozen times with their
> vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
> down to give the
> vacuum one more chance?
>
> Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
>
> How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light
> fixtures?
>
> Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
> off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
>
> In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
> when we complained about the heat?
>
> How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
>
> And my
> FAVORITE.........
>
> The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is
> suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
> friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
