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[Diamond Pool Finishers]

This is destined for some fun. Not sure if it'd work with your work Grr, but for Richard it would.

Leave your sugar, coffee and milk out. But with the sugar put half and half sugar and salt. With the coffee, half and half coffee and gravy granules. And with the milk, stick the old gone off milk in a new bottle, keep the new milk yourself in a washed out old bottle, and leave them all there marked Unit H - Do Not Use.

Wont be long before they completely avoid all things marked Unit H.

now that is plain nasty...... good though.....

 

[Andy Allen]

what the hell...... go the whole hog and use rat poison.....:lol:

 

[Dan]

I'd mark it Unit C then if you're using poison. lol

 

[Del W]

You wish you were self employed because someone highjacked your boiling water ! MY GOD.See what happens when women get the right to vote ? :smilewinkgrin:

 

[Ian]

You wish you were self employed because someone highjacked your boiling water ! MY GOD.See what happens when women get the right to vote ? :smilewinkgrin:

Brave man! Hope you've enjoyed your stay :lol:

 

[Dan]

:lol: :lol:

I'll count down from 20 see if you're still here. Not sure if I'll get to 19 though!

 

[Del W]

Next time you notice hes going to boil the kettle,get some one to get him out of the kitchen area then nick the kettle.

 

[Deleted member 9966]

Next time you notice hes going to boil the kettle,get some one to get him out of the kitchen area then nick the kettle.

the finance manager is a she. don't worry, she's being given the silent treatment. I shall be taking my flask and travel mugs tomorrow.

 

[Del W]

the finance manager is a she. don't worry, she's being given the silent treatment. I shall be taking my flask and travel mugs tomorrow.

Tell every one shes getting fat & has bad breath.

 

[Mike]

we used to have the same arguments when i worked in a factory and one of the lads was cheesed off when his milk kept getting nicked so he wrote on his bottle 'don't drink this as i've spat in it' and put it in the fridge. he came back later for his break and when he got the milk out someone had added 'so have I' :lol: he threw it in the bin.

 

[Alan M]

put some soda water etc in the kettle the next time. then go to the loo.

 

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

Remind me never to get on the wrong side of you peeps, laxatives, rat poison, :yikes::lol:

 

[Deleted member 9966]

Remind never to get on the wrong side of you peeps, laxatives, rat poison, :yikes::lol:

only when drinking tea Phil. we won't do it with ya beer :8:

 

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

Thanks Liz. phew

 

[Dan]

we used to have the same arguments when i worked in a factory and one of the lads was cheesed off when his milk kept getting nicked so he wrote on his bottle 'don't drink this as i've spat in it' and put it in the fridge. he came back later for his break and when he got the milk out someone had added 'so have I' :lol: he threw it in the bin.

That's a good one! haha

I bet he swore a few times!