rant mode on

[macten]

This might be one for Ray but how do you politely/professionally explain to customers, who are otherwise perfectly intelligent adults, that adopting the gait of someone who's shat themselves whilst on their tippy toes in no way influences their bodyweight or grants them the Jesus like ability to walk on water?

 

[Qwerty]

Not a good end to your week then I take it!!??

 

[macten]

Once - okay, we've all done it but 4 times!!?!!

 

[hmtiling]

This might be one for Ray but how do you politely/professionally explain to customers, who are otherwise perfectly intelligent adults, that adopting the gait of someone who's shat themselves whilst walking on their tippy toes in no way influences their bodyweight or grants them the Jesus like ability to walk on water?

hahahah! i feel your pain! i had one the other week, a retired doctor, who walked on unset tiles after taking his shoes off and thought that would be ok!

 

[hmtiling]

Once - okay, we've all done it but 4 times!!?!!

Ah, that's a bit different

 

[Andy Allen]

I had one blame the cat !!
Hard to believe unless the cat weighed 15 stone !

 

[On one]

Typical. ...... I have just left a half finished kitchen floor done in slow set, for the weekend............got me worried what awaits on Monday morning!

 

[Kyle Knowles]

U should go to there place of work and destroy there days work and say oops sorry I thought it would be ok

 

[One Day]

Get their cat and stand lightly on it!

 

[Rizzle from the Portizzle]

tape across all door ways big sign stuck to them.going past this point will cost you hundreds of pounds
in repairs .

 

[widler]

I had one, I came back the morning after, someone had walked right across the floor and back, you could see where each step had been made,she said id left it it like that
id put straight edges and levels at the too of the stairs (it was a cellar kitchen) with a big sign, it had been taken away.
After a few choice words, i came to the conclusion that as it was a old house " "it must be the ******* ghost then love"
Which she didnt take to well, grabbed my arm marched me upstairs telling me her husband is on his way home to sort me out.
I waited for a while, for the husband, he never came, he had obviously seen my 5.8 frame and my little hands and thought better of it i politely knocked on the door, asked for my tools and never went back .

 

[WetSaw]

I think I saw that job on here.
"Is this lippage acceptable? I queried the tiler about it and he walked out of the job and won't answer my calls"...

 

[widler]

They were , erm riven rustic rusty slate tiles

 

[Flintstone]

Bad times that! No payday?

 

[widler]

Only a days work .
Just glad to get away from the dichead.
Wish I had photos , but it was the days before mobiles , never mind camera phones