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Yea sorry didn't make much sense that. Lay your screed, allow to dry. Fix the insulation board with a good quality flexible adhesive (i use a 10mm trowel to get there to be bed nicely). I'd leave that overnight to dry. Test the ufh and use an electronic alarm during the installation to check it doesn't get damaged.Lay out the underfloor heating. Take photos so you have an idea where the cables run.
Now i do the next part a bit differently than the others here, its a bit messy but i hate faffing with tape and glue guns and swearing at the wires that refuse to lay flat. I trowel rapid set adhesive with a 6mm notched trowel onto the insulation boards, roll the ufh into this and then lay fibreglass mesh over the top (this is used for reinforcing render and comes on a 50m roll and is 500mm wide), then i press this into the adhesive and trowel in down. Its a bit messy and sometimes awkward, but i never have any hassle with the cables afterwards!!!
Leave to dry or level straight on top.
Leave overnight, get your 5-6mm trowel and again with flexible adhesive trowel this onto the dry levelling compound ad roll the ditra onto this. Get piece of wood 3x2 is a good size and use it to press the ditra into the adhesive. Leave overnight.
Start tiling!