son to father letter

[GazTech]

Dear dad letter....

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up.

Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was
addressed, "Dad".

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter,
with trembling hands.

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.

I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos,
her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I
am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad.

She's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the
whole winter.

We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people
in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
Stacy can get better.

She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
many grand children.

Love, your son, John.

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true.

I'm over at Tommy's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on my desk.

I love you!

Call when it is safe for me to come home.

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[DHTiling]

nice one mate......:lol: :17: :17: kkkssshhhh cheers

 

[Fekin]

An old one, but still funny :wazzzup:

 

[GazTech]

ksssshhhhhh...cheers back...lmfao

 

[Varley]

PMSL mate!

 

[chilli]

nice one mate :lol: :hurray:

 

[elliesdad224]

:hurray: a convicted murderer escapes from prison after spending twenty five years inside, while on the run he breaks into a house and ties up the young couple that he finds asleep in bed.
he ties the man to a chair on one side of the room and ties the woman to the bed.
he gets on the bed right over the woman, and appears to be kissing her neck, suddenly he gets up to leave the room but not the house.
as soon as possible the husband makes his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow and whispers,
"honey this guy hasn't seen a woman in years, i saw him kissing your neck, just co-operate and do anything he wants, if he wants to have sex with you just go along with it and pretend to like it, whatever you do dont fight it or make him mad, our lives depend on it, be strong and i love you"
after spitting out the gag in her mouth,the half naked wife says,
" darling i am so relieved you feel that way, you're right he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck. he was whispering in my ear, he said he thinks your a real cutie and wanted to know where we kept the vaseline, be strong honey and i love you too".:hurray: :hurray: :hurray: