spank that *****

[Spare Tool]

So I'm doing a bathroom on a quiet little cul-de-sac, nice day, van on drive with back doors open...goes outside to drill a tile and hears rustling coming from the van, couldn't see owt in the back so goes round and opens cab door, there's my beef butties strewn all over the seats, bag ripped to shreds n my customers cat sat there looking at me licking his lips, gwon with ya, give it a boot up the backside on its way, ain't seen it since. Maybes' I booted it a bit too hard..
That'll look well as a recommendation.. grout lines perfect, cat dead

 

[Old Mod]

Well least u didn't put it in the wheelie bin! Haha

 

[Spare Tool]

Well least u didn't put it in the wheelie bin! Haha

..the cat or me dinner little bugger, luckily had a pot noodle in reserve

 

[Old Mod]

Haha the cat!!!!
Don't u remember that woman made the 6 o'clock news for dumping a cat in a wheelie bin and she was caught on video! haha

 

[Spare Tool]

Hahaha, oh yeah remember now.. sh#t hope there's no cctv in that street
Might make some butties up special tomorrow...covered in laxative, if its still around that is

 

[Old Mod]

Haha you do realise this not the Arms don't ya mate! Haha

 

[Spare Tool]

Erm erm oh yeah...many cat lovers on here then
Aww I wouldn't hurt a *****...

 

[Andy Allen]

Thought this was going to be about your bedroom antics..lol

 

[Spare Tool]

Thought this was going to be about your bedroom antics..lol

Haha, only in the arms Andy, only in the arms
Erm although at this rate it may need moving

 

[Dave]

I'd would've strangled the fur ball pmsl.

 

[mma]

A cat peed in the back my van and it stunk for ages! Your lucky it only scoffed your sarnies!

 

[Spare Tool]

I'd would've strangled the fur ball pmsl.

Could've coped if it'd just bin a tin of tuna but roast beef pushed me over the edge..

 

[Simon benn Leeds]

Had it mi Sen donating some dining room stuff to a friend, back doors open, get to the critical item, a circular glass dining table (classic scenario) cat dives out the back of the van... I crap mi Sen.. And..., yes i did.. And smashed my bumper in the process

 

[Archie69]

Next time leave it one of them vindaloo pot noodles!!lol