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A gas station owner in Alabama wanted to increase his fuel sales, so he tried a novel sign to attract customers. FREE S E X WITH EVERY FILL-UP.
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free s e x.
So the owner said to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly
he would get his free s e x.
The redneck picked 8. The proprietor said,"You were close, the number was 7. Sorry, no s e x this time."
A week later, the same redneck, with his brother Bubba called in for another fill-up.
Again he asked for his free s e x.
The proprietor gave the same story and said to guess the correct number.
The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry mate, the number was 3. You were close, no s e x this time.
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his brother,
"I think this game is rigged, and he doesn't give away free s e x.
Bubba replied, "No it ain't Billy Ray, it ain't rigged, my wife won twice last week."
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free s e x.
So the owner said to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly
he would get his free s e x.
The redneck picked 8. The proprietor said,"You were close, the number was 7. Sorry, no s e x this time."
A week later, the same redneck, with his brother Bubba called in for another fill-up.
Again he asked for his free s e x.
The proprietor gave the same story and said to guess the correct number.
The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry mate, the number was 3. You were close, no s e x this time.
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his brother,
"I think this game is rigged, and he doesn't give away free s e x.
Bubba replied, "No it ain't Billy Ray, it ain't rigged, my wife won twice last week."
