The grout song

[DHTiling]

I have read some funny stuff but this is pure class.......:lol:..take a look ..


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[DHTiling]

Right a challenge.........


who can better this.....c,mon i know sum body can...

I got my first real grout bucket
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Grouted ‘til my fingers bled
It was the summer of '69

Me and some guys from school
Had a saw and we tried real hard
Johnny quit and Mikey got married
I shoulda known we'd never get far

Oh when I look back now
That tile job seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - I'd always wanna be there

Those were the crap days of my life

Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got a job to do
Spent my evenin's down on my knee-ees
And that's when I met you

Groutin’ on your Mama's porch
You told me that you'd sponge forever
Oh and when you held my hand
I knew that they were chaffed real bad
Those were the best days of my life
Back in the summer of '69

Man we were killin' time
We were young and restless
We needed to unwind
I guess nothin' can last forever - forever, no (‘cept for tile)

And now the times are changin'
Look at alla colors that's come and gone
Sometimes when I use that old buck-et
I think about ya wonder why it hazed

Standin' on your Mama's porch
You told me it would last forever
Oh the way you held my hand
I knew that you shoulda worn some glove-ies
Those were the best days of my life

Back in the summer of '69
Me and my baby in a '69..
__________________
Tonto Goldstein….. but my friends call me Bubba

go for it....

 

[Rob Z]

Dave I missed that whole thread...too funny, too silly! hahahaha

 

[DHTiling]

I have read more of it rob........brilll...my ribs hurt laffin here...


I don't grout mondays..:lol:

 

[DHTiling]

luv this one......:lol:

Tell me why
I don’t like Groutdays
Tell me why
I don’t like Groutdays(Tell me why)
I don’t like
I don’t like (Tell me why)
I don’t like Groutdays
Tell me why
I don’t like
I don’t like (Tell me why)
I don’t like Groutdays
Tell me why
I don't like Groutdays
I wanna gro-oo--oo-oo-uut the whole day down

__________________
BRIan

“The world is a tangled up necklace of pearls"

 

[Rob Z]

I just read that whole thing....LMAO! Bri is a funny dude, and so is Bubba Goldstein! LOL!

 

[DHTiling]

brilliant thread Rob...wait till wivers adds his version....:lol:

 

[doug boardley]

"spacerman" by babylon zoo:dizzy2:

 

[Deleted member 9966]

boys, what were you drinking last night??? :ninja:

 

[wivers]

Sung to bohemian Rhapsody.


Is this a bad life-
Is this hows its meant to be-
Caught in a Bathroom-
No escape from clients bad tea-
Open your eyes
Look up at your grout lines and see-
I am a tiler ,i need some sympathy-
This grout is falling off on my toe,
I'm working hard but its going slow,
Anyway the grout flows,its all falling on to me,To me

Think i, just killed a man,
Ate some cabbage that was red,
Let one go and now hes dead,
Damit,this job had just begun,
But now Ive gone and blown it all away-
My god, poo oo oo oo,
Now its wafting in my eye
I won't be eating kebab again tomorrow-
Carry on,carry on,as if nothings really happend-

Too late, my grout has dried,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Need to scrape back, don't have the time,
Goodbye to my night out-Ive got to work-
Gotta grout the bloody walls from scratch again-
Wifey oo oo oo oo-
Why did it have to dry ,
I sometimes think I'll never get home at all-

I see a little bit of addy in my grout line,
What a mush, what a mush, where did my grout sponge go-
All my grout is lightning-very very frightening me-
It'll show, It won't show,
It'll show, It'won't show
It'll show and they will know-
If i do a poor job they'll never pay me-
If you do a poor job, how bad will your rep be-
Would using BAL have caused this monstrosity??-
Should i stay should i go-,will the patching go?-
Bismillah! no-,the patching it won't go-
It'll go!!
Bismillah! the patching it won't go,
It'll go!!
Bismillah! the patching it won't go
Please god make it go- make it go
Please god make it go- make it go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia it won't go-
I'm such a nob, i knew i should have used Mapei- Mapei- Mapeiiiiiiiiiiii-
S
o my grout has all patched and some fell in my eye-
And my fingers are cracked and i just want to cry-
Oh Davey-please come help me out Davey-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

Grouting really matters,
Anyone can see,
Grouting really matters-, and my hands now look like, a chimpanseeeees!!!

Any way my wind blows....

 

[DHTiling]

Wivs..that is brill......:lol:

 

[Rob Z]

Wivers, could I post that for you over at the John Bridge Forum? LMAO...

 

[wivers]

go for it LOL

 

[Rob Z]

OK Wivers, will do mate. :smilewinkgrin:

 

[Rob Z]

OK Wivers, you're famous in the US now:


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[wivers]

What is that forum all about then?

 

[Rob Z]

It's a tile and stone forum, which I think is what you Brits call a tile and stone forum :smilewinkgrin:

 

[Deleted member 9966]

It's a tile and stone forum, which I think is what you Brits call a tile and stone forum :smilewinkgrin:

:lol::lol::lol:

I love your translations Rob

 

[wivers]

Nice 1.

Rob ain't it like 1 am over there?? Y u still up?

 

[Rob Z]

LOL, I am just doing my best to bridge the gap between the two cultures!

 

[DHTiling]

They are behind wivs...

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 01:55 PM.​

 

[wivers]

Ahhhh so why aint you at work then

 

[Rob Z]

Nice 1.

Rob ain't it like 1 am over there?? Y u still up?

Wivers, we are behind you guys by 4-5 hrs (on the east coast of the US), the west coast is another 3 hours behind us, and Hawaii is another 3 hours behind them. It's a big country brother. :dizzy2:

I like this because you guys always have to go to work ahead of when I do.

 

[DHTiling]

I like this because you guys always have to go to work ahead of when I do.

Yes... but we finish before you and sit drinking a chilled beer whilst you are grafting...

 

[wivers]

LOL...... i get confused going to france and having an hour differnce...sod living over there...... mind you ...i could live in hawaiii then shoot to a pub in the west coast shoot back again and the wife would never know i was gone??? Does that work ??