The grout song

[Olz]

I like your thinking wivs

 

[Rob Z]

Ahhhh so why aint you at work then

1. It's Sunday

2. I'm the boss, and I don't want to work:smilewinkgrin:

3. I need to be here to keep GRR going on the word game thread :hurray:

 

[wivers]

LOL....Fair play mate.

 

[Deleted member 9966]

1. It's Sunday

2. I'm the boss, and I don't want to work:smilewinkgrin:

3. I need to be here to keep GRR going on the word game thread :hurray:

Thanks Rob, you're a star :winkiss:

 

[doug boardley]

oops, got in trouble last time I posted this smiley!!:lol:

 

[Rob Z]

Doug, I remember that LOL!

 

[TJ Smiler]

Great stuff old son.

Love ya mate

TJ

 

[Dave Ramsden]

OMG - You guys AND those guys are all tapped! :lol:

 

[chris.tiling]

I have just read this and the US thread and seen Wivers amazing version - what a talent - obviously wasted in tiling (or were you wasted???)
:hurray::lol::hurray::lol:

 

[wivers]

I'm always wasted mate...its the only way i can think straight lol

 

[TJ Smiler]

You never think straight wivs...... you big gay bear!!!


TJ

 

[Eddie]

Wivs, I just tried to read your song to the wife. I couldn't read it for laughing. I really had tears running down my face. You really are wasted tiling. Real class bud.:hurray::hurray::hurray:
Cheers, Edd

 

[DHTiling]

Right.. we have a few funny guys/gals on here now..

Can anyone better wivers attempt..?

 

[Ian]

Gimme a couple of days, I'll rustle something up! Need to choose a tune first, infact, if everyone posts songs that they might like to hear a parody of in a bank hol tunes thread, I'll see if I can do something with one of those!!!!

 

[DHTiling]

Look forward to it.. the Challenge is on..

 

[Stewart]

I'm not worthy of attempting to top that...... Wivers is a legend and I know my limits.

 

[enduro]

No chance...That's better than Queen's version!!

 

[Ian]

I've just been looking through the lyrics of a few tunes, not an easy task!

 

[Stewart]

I've just been looking through the lyrics of a few tunes, not an easy task!

Come on Bri... You can do it.

 

[user123]

Wow, just seen wiver's version, :lol: what a clever cookie he is!!!

 

[Ian]

Ok, just a quick one. I'll do a better one when I've had a good think about which song to use. This is Dolly Parton's 9 to 5

Tumble outta bed and stumble to the kitchen
Lippin’ on the tiles has got me trippin’
Shouldn’t have done that tiling pi$$ed last nite

Jump into the shower the tiles start fallin’
This was meant for the missus my timings appalling
They shouldn’t let me tile 9 to 5

Chorus

Tiling 9 to 5 , I’ve no idea what I’m doing
Earning bugger all, all my customer are suing
I go to Topps tiles and they never give me credit
If they give advice, I know I can forget it

9 to 5, if you give all your money
I’ll do a job, that your mates will think is funny
Leave me in your house, your possessions I’ll be stealin’
If you give me stone, I’ll use urine for the sealin’

Get to the van, the keys not workin’
Piece of s**t is gonna need burnin’
Not sure why I bought it anyway

Bought it off a pikey couldn’t understand him
200 quid and a dog is what I gave him
Robbed me blind is all I have to say

Chorus

Tiling 9 to 5, I’ve no idea what I’m doing
Earning bugger all, all my customers are suing
I go to Topps tiles and they never give me credit
If they give advice, I know I can forget it

 

[DHTiling]

:lol:

Spot on


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[enduro]

YESTERDAY

Yesterday all my tile suppliers seemed so far away
Now it looks like i will have to travel so far each day
Oh i believe in Mapei

Suddenly i only have half a bag of addy next to me
Now there is a Tile Giant close to me
Oh yesterday Mapei came suddenly

Why she had to go to Topps tiles
I dont know she wouldnt say
I told her Tile giant
Now i long for Mapei

Yesterday tiling was such an easy game to play
Got some Keraflex next to me
Oh i believe in Mapei

Why she went to B&Q i dont know she wouldnt say
Crap tiles cheap to buy
Oh i long for Mapei

Yesterday tiling finished by midday
Now i need a cheque because it is pay day
Oh i believe in Mapei

 

[DHTiling]

That is faf Andrew :lol:

You just upped the Game


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[user123]

Brilliant, :lol: both of you, Bri and Andrew!