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mikethetile
with the number of numpties thinking any old fool can tile I thought I would assist them with a guide to the terms we use
tiling gear
wear something old and comfortable as theres a lot of bending and reaching in tiling plus you will get grubby
setting out
very important to get this right, so when setting out in the morning make sure you have your wallet. phone,paper, flask and some sarnies. choccie biccies are always a good idea
using addy
great idea ,give him a bell and pick him up in the morning
fixing tiles
dont bother, if they are broken take them back for a refund
cutting tiles
score and break is a good way , a break being usefull to enjoy the drugs youve just scored
grouting joints
not reccomended as it makes them difficult to smoke
polishing off
do this at home time, polish off the tea and bicciess your client has been good enough to supply before heading off to the bookies to place a bet on the 2.30 at ascot
and a well earned drink in the pub
cleaning up
you will
as theres one born every minute
tiling gear
wear something old and comfortable as theres a lot of bending and reaching in tiling plus you will get grubby
setting out
very important to get this right, so when setting out in the morning make sure you have your wallet. phone,paper, flask and some sarnies. choccie biccies are always a good idea
using addy
great idea ,give him a bell and pick him up in the morning
fixing tiles
dont bother, if they are broken take them back for a refund
cutting tiles
score and break is a good way , a break being usefull to enjoy the drugs youve just scored
grouting joints
not reccomended as it makes them difficult to smoke
polishing off
do this at home time, polish off the tea and bicciess your client has been good enough to supply before heading off to the bookies to place a bet on the 2.30 at ascot
and a well earned drink in the pub
cleaning up
you will
as theres one born every minute
quality:lol:
