Things not to do!!!!!

[CJ CERAMICS]

just thought i'd like you to tell of things not to do while working!
My first thing not to do is..............Scratch your head while holding a stanley knife did this on thursday.....the stitches come out on wednesday..any other suggestions greatly received.

chris:16:

 

[Fred]

Sorry, still laughing................you plonker!!!!

 

[doug boardley]

don't climb a frame scaffold using a brick hammer as a grappling hook!..... metal on metal not a good idea, did this once as a silly 18 yo and knocked myself out, luckily it was at the bottom of a scaffold!

 

[brian c]

dont scratch your crotch if your hands are covered in adhesive.:smilewinkgrin:

 

[doug boardley]

had 14 stitches in my head due to getting angry with a "springy" rhododendronn too, took my double edged axe right back to "give it some", deflected off another branch right into top of my head!!

 

[nickj]

just thought i'd like you to tell of things not to do while working!
My first thing not to do is..............Scratch your head while holding a stanley knife did this on thursday.....the stitches come out on wednesday..any other suggestions greatly received.

chris:16:

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[doug boardley]

dont scratch your crotch if your hands are covered in adhesive.:smilewinkgrin:

did that once after using mentholatum deep heat!! ( that hurt!)

 

[kilty55]

dont go to wipe the sweat of your brow whilst holding a sharp edged plasterers trowl:smilewinkgrin: ouch why do we do these things? also dont flush a loo that has no toilet attached:yikes:

 

[chris.tiling]

did that once after using mentholatum deep heat!! ( that hurt!)

:lol: You plonker!


Used Deep Heat before a footy match one February...then forgot to wash my hands and rubbed my face...5 Mins later looked like I had been slapped on both cheeks - perfect hand prints. Burned like hell! - cant imagine the pain from doing it 3 foot lower down

 

[murf]

Don't stand up too quickly when working under a vanity unit.(4 times in one day) especially when your bald

 

[Smithy153]

just thought i'd like you to tell of things not to do while working!
My first thing not to do is..............Scratch your head while holding a stanley knife did this on thursday.....the stitches come out on wednesday..any other suggestions greatly received.

chris:16:

Thank heavens you didn't need to pick your nose.

 

[CJ]

Thank heavens you didn't need to pick your nose.

Or scratch ya man veg :lol:

 

[Spud]

talk on the phone while driving very dangerous and illegal

 

[Deleted member 1779]

Ouch....

 

[Ajax123]

Don't steer the car with your knees whilst driving on the M62 whulst eating burger king and to top the lot talking on hand held mobile - bloody Fiesta Driver scared me half to death. Where is the traffic police when you need them