this would happen to wivers but not me!

[CLAYS TILES]

this would happen to wivers but not me!
been doing a large bathroom today, nothing to unusual in that i hear you say!!
the customer was in later years, when i went to do quote only saw the wife & husband.
today the customer opened the door to let me in & she was wearing jodpurs ready to go down to the stables to her horses, something about women in jodpurs (but never had same effect with this lady) any way getting back on her daughter came down stairs all suited up ready to ride her horse (now we're talking) i go in start measuring up / setting out in comes hubby '' hi, how's it going''? fine thanks, wot time do you think you'll be done ? 1pm lol ?? err yeah some where there i said, off he goes to the garden,hour goes by he returns '' still on for 1pm then??'' maybe half one i joked! yet another hour passes he returns with coffee, here you go looking tight for 1pm now eh? now by this time i'm ready to boil :furious3: just then he says its looking great, i'm back off to my garden! :mad2:

wife & daughter return now,all hot & sweaty from a day on horses '' i'm off for a shower'' says the daughter, i'm now cutting trim for window i turn around & there is daughter just got towel wrapped around her!! now i'm just about to lift my mouth up off floor & off she goes back into bedroom for shower, as she goes back in the door is closing slowly,just as she drops the towel the door shuts!:mad2:
you can imagine wot was going through my mind,just then mummy comes up stairs '' oh you look hot do you want something cold??'' if only she knew the half of it..................................:lol: my heart was still beating at 200mph.:yes:

come on wot would you lot of done? have you been in same senario???

 

[sWe]

:rofl:

come on wot would you lot of done? have you been in same senario???

Without elaborating, lets just say that wifies tend to like me a bit too much...

 

[CLAYS TILES]

:rofl:



Without elaborating, lets just say that wifies tend to like me a bit too much...

pmsl, happens alot then swe???

 

[GazTech]

I would have probably used tub adhesive for the trim, I find it sticks to plastic better than powdered addy....lol

 

[hillhead]

come on clays how long will you be there?lol.
bet it'll take you longer to finish now.hehe

 

[CLAYS TILES]

come on clays how long will you be there?lol.
bet it'll take you longer to finish now.hehe

horse is poorly,so there back off again first thing..............................:hurray:

gaz you a star! :lol:

 

[Fekin]

I was once at someones front door "student sharedhouse", waiting for the customer to come, as some young student girl came out of the downstairs bathroom after a shower just holding the towel over her shoulder, naked, :tt1: and walked right upto the front door where I was stood and went into the front living room, which I guessed was her bedroom.

Had a customer, young girl again, new mum, and she sat down with baby, flopped out a breast to feed it right in front of me, and she was like some double G boob :winkiss:


Was sat in another student shared house, in their room talking to the young lad "customer" and some bird was asleep on the sofa under a quilt.
She rolled over in her sleep dragging the quilt away from herself exposing everything from the navel down.... starkers :stunned:

Don't know how I found myself in so many student houses with naked young girls

 

[CLAYS TILES]

I was once at someones front door "student sharedhouse", waiting for the customer to come, as some young student girl came out of the downstairs bathroom after a shower just holding the towel over her shoulder, naked, :tt1: and walked right upto the front door where I was stood and went into the front living room, which I guessed was her bedroom.

Had a customer, young girl again, new mum, and she sat down with baby, flopped out a breast to feed it right in front of me, and she was like some double G boob :winkiss:


Was sat in another student shared house, in their room talking to the young lad "customer" and some bird was asleep on the sofa under a quilt.
She rolled over in her sleep dragging the quilt away from herself exposing everything from the navel down.... starkers :stunned:

Don't know how I found myself in so many student houses with naked young girls

give me a call next time you get one & i'll work with you for FREE!:lol:

 

[Fekin]

:lol:

I wasn't tiling then, I was a driver working for my fathers carhire company.

Boring job but saw lots of things

 

[CLAYS TILES]

i used to see some good sites when i was on vans @ business post!
teenagers/students are the best eh??
one girl thought i was her boyfriend and shouted for me to come in , she was totally naked laying on the settee, fastest woman i ever saw when she realised it wasn't her fella!

 

[sWe]

pmsl, happens alot then swe???

Well, you've probably noticed that I'm a talkative feller. I keep down to business with customers, which tend to be the husbands. Their wives on the other hand, tend to be more like bystanders / guardians of the house while hubby's at work / fetchers of coffee and cookies. Often, they sense that I'm a communicative person. They won't leave me alone, even if I keep my mouth shut. They interpret it as me being a good listener... And that's... Well...

Lets just say:

"Poor little neglected wifie wants some attention". Once or twice atleast

 

[hillhead]

Bad boy swe,you have me laughing there,lol.
i once was tiling a house in development,doing bathroom around window this morning and it was wet outside,joiners downstairs getting all ready and in pops this woman who was walking her dog,talk,talk talk to me,thought i'd come in to see these houses she said,standing at the batroom door.she went to bedroom to look out window and shouted"not much privacy here to hang yer kinky undies out eh?"i near choked,she was about 50.
She landed back in and stood behind me looking over my shoulder!!! "my house is over there " she says WHILE RUBBING HER BREAST ON MY SHOULDER,up and down,up and down.I FROOZE.no way was i turning round.
She got the hint and left thankfully,wow close i thought.

 

[DHTiling]

Well, you've probably noticed that I'm a talkative feller.

What makes you say that.......:lol: I don't think we noticed...

 

[sWe]

What makes you say that.......:lol: I don't think we noticed...

Heh, once, a couple of years ago, I remember I had a really bad head ache, and I figured it would clear up a bit if I took a walk. So I went out for a walk with my then girlfriend. I commented that I was feeling completely mushed up in my head, and that she would have to do the talking. She looked at me in a real strange way and said "Who are you, and what have you done with my boyfriend?"

I have no idea what she meant :angel_smile:

 

[wivers]

You dirty bunch of old men!!! I'm ashamed of you all

As for the comment about breast feeding, i fell into that trap a little while ago with my wifes cousin. I went to say goodbye to the newborn baby, gave it a kiss on the head and ruffled its thin hair, then i took a step back and realised it was hanging off her left nipple!!! Ohh the shame!!!