this would happen to wivers but not me!

[Fekin]

I went to say goodbye to the newborn baby, gave it a kiss on the head and ruffled its thin hair, then i took a step back and realised it was hanging off her left nipple!!! Ohh the shame!!!

As I was reading that I thought the baby had it's head somewhere else for the minute :lol:

 

[CLAYS TILES]

you've all made me laugh so thankyou!
day 2
got to the house nice & early, but too late i missed mother & daughter,they're back off to stables to look on the poorly horse! the husband who thinks he's a comedian says '' do u usually have many tiles fall off through the night?''
i froze, 1st thought was s***,2nd was is he joking?? glad 2 say it was the 2nd option!
I'll let you get on as i'm busy in the garden,no sign of a drink for hours,miserable sod! anyway, mother & daughter back home now,daughter (23yrs)
goes up stairs into bedroom, came out with the smallest rara skirt you've ever seen,low cut top :whatchutalkingabout ooooh! i thought, never did i realise wot was coming next! off out in garden to do some needed sunbathing! now i'm up a ladder grouting away when she looks up at me in the window,she turned over & there in full glory was this little pert bottom on full view,with a skimpy string between the cheeks,the ladder was wobbling at this point, i had to go mix up some more grout (it was hot enuff in the bathroom as it was) when i returned she flipped back over & was smiling her head off! little tease i thought! :lol: its a shame i've finished the job! still got a £25 tip for doing such a nice job! pleasure doing business! say by to your daughter!!!:lol:

 

[wivers]

Lucky your not a LARGE bloke Clays or with that excitement you wouldn't have been able to reach the walls for the wood!

 

[CLAYS TILES]

Lucky your not a LARGE bloke Clays or with that excitement you wouldn't have been able to reach the walls for the wood!

i nearly filled the lines with a different form of grout:lol:

 

[Turkish]

Ahh the joys of life!! I used to drive coaches and every year took a group from a school in Stevenage to Germany for a 10 day exchange trip. The students all stayed with families but me.......i got housed in the residential quarters of the hospital next to the school........The FEMALE residential quarters!!!! I thought they were having a laugh when i was showed to my room! Every day i returned from driving the students to wherever i went to my room and just passed semi naked nurses walking around the corridor!!!! :47: Even got invited in for a drink!!! Sometimes i miss that work!!!!

Turkish

 

[graham31]

The FEMALE residential quarters!!!! I thought they were having a laugh when i was showed to my room! Every day i returned from driving the students to wherever i went to my room and just passed semi naked nurses walking around the corridor!!!! :47: Even got invited in for a drink!!! Sometimes i miss that work!!!!

Turkish

and you gave that up Y?? :confused_smile:

 

[Turkish]

Money was crap, hours were awful! and unfortunately it wasn`t always like that. Has just reminded me of another job i got on a regular basis......taking Kent under 21 netball team on tour.!!!! Most venues didn`t have changing rooms so........and wait for this!.........they changed on the coach!:surprised: Oh for the love of god!!!!!! My blodpressure is only just recovering...

Turkish:devilish:

 

[brian c]

you lot have been reading toooo many playboy mags...lol...funny tho.

 

[eyebeetiling]

You dirty bunch of old men!!! I'm ashamed of you all

As for the comment about breast feeding, i fell into that trap a little while ago with my wifes cousin. I went to say goodbye to the newborn baby, gave it a kiss on the head and ruffled its thin hair, then i took a step back and realised it was hanging off her left nipple!!! Ohh the shame!!!

:lol:I can barely type.............tears in my eyes!!:lol: