To close for comfort!!!

[enduro]

I was on a job last week and there was a new chippy on site who was a friend of one of the.painters. And at lunch time the painter asked him if he still had his pet python? No he said as i had a problem with him..He said that he used to lay on his bed with the python coiled up next to him, and on a few accasions the python would lay completly straight and he thought the python had something wrong with it asit never normally did this. So he rang his vet up and asked what the problem could be? And the vet said they do this next to their prey to see wheather the are big enough to eat...His python was 7ft long :yikes: So the chippy was going to be dinner :lol: Scary!!!

 

[user123]

:lol: :lol: Some bed companion... blimey! Not good... :yikes:

 

[SandyFloor]

:lol: :lol: Some bed companion... blimey! Not good... :yikes:

Maybe his wife is a stripper

 

[doug boardley]

best not let Lou read this:lol:

 

[SandyFloor]

best not let Lou read this:lol:

What does Lou Reed have to do with it?

 

[CJ]

Only snake allowed in my bed is my pet trouser snake. :smilewinkgrin:

 

[user123]

:lol: mad, the lot of you... :lol: Anyhow, meant to say, Andrew, good to have you back - nice holiday?

 

[enduro]

:lol: mad, the lot of you... :lol: Anyhow, meant to say, Andrew, good to have you back - nice holiday?

Have not been away yet!!! Just had my wife in hospital for 3 months, then she came out and then my daughter was in for 2 weeks. Been a bloody nightmare!! But everybody is ok now and both are recovering. Thats why i have been quite for a while. And hopefully going to Crete at the end of the month, and Euro disney in October.

 

[White Room]

Could have been a 12 foot Indian Python

 

[hillhead]

Good luck with your women Andrew.
Them snakes can be dangerous, one lives up my stairs !!
He's only 5 foot or so and not dangerous but you should see it eat mice and rats!!!!

 

[Mike]

i heard a similar story recently, may be the same one with a few changes as each person tells the story

 

[enduro]

i heard a similar story recently, may be the same one with a few changes as each person tells the story

Oh i making it up am i.

 

[widler]

my wife dose that as well,lies there,stiff as a board,body out straight,just staring at me,do you think she wants to eat me:yikes::lol:

 

[Mike]

Oh i making it up am i.

no i never said that, i heard a similar story a couple of weeks ago but it was a woman who was laid next to the python. maybe the same story but someone's mixed up whilst telling the next person

 

[user123]

Have not been away yet!!! Just had my wife in hospital for 3 months, then she came out and then my daughter was in for 2 weeks. Been a bloody nightmare!! But everybody is ok now and both are recovering. Thats why i have been quite for a while. And hopefully going to Crete at the end of the month, and Euro disney in October.

Oooh, I'm so sorry, Andrew, I really thought you'd gone sunning yourselves somewhere! Well, that will be a holiday to treasure then, goodness!

 

[user123]

Could have been a 12 foot Indian Python View attachment 31963

It's a beaut... I'm trying to figure out, what is on your head there, Mark?

 

[White Room]

It's a beaut... I'm trying to figure out, what is on your head there, Mark?

It's a photo I have which was put onto disc and it's a spot of paint on the picture but did'nt want to damage the photo trying to scrape it off..:lol:

 

[doug boardley]

my wife dose that as well,lies there,stiff as a board,body out straight,just staring at me,do you think she wants to eat me:yikes::lol:

maybe she's just "planking", any photos?:lol::lol: