when did you last have a ruck on your way to a tiling job?

[Gavin Grout]

its yet to happen to me.

 

[dptiling]

does the misses count before leaving the house ?

 

[Raja]

am too little to have rucks usually live by one golden rule wihci has got me so far in life Alway make sure u got ur trainers on Raja.......................:lol:

 

[wivers]

Non that have ended up in actual fisticuffs.

I was driving to work one morning wiv a hangover and had some nutter up me arse flashing his lights to get by me, so being a div i slowed right down and kept swerving into his path to stop him getting past.

A few hand gestures later i signaled him to pull over which he did.

I grabbed me "i've been to Majorca" rounders bat and ran up to his motor.

The bloke wound down his window and said in the thickest tinker accent " what i've got in here far outweighs what you've got in yer hand, so if ya know wots good for ya i'd turn round and walk away"

Being brought up not to mess wiv tinkers i did just that wivout a word.

I felt so ashamed lmao!

 

[GazLC81]

:lol: funny!

I try not to get in any bother with folk for that very reason! You never know who your about to confront!

Gaz

 

[CJ]

Never had a ruck on the way to a job..........

Had a mars bar AND a twix once :yawn:



I'll get me coat

 

[wivers]

Opps there goes another tumbleweed lmao.

 

[IvegotsTILE]

Someone cut me up the other day and I just followed him flashing my lights hoping he'd pull over,he did andso did I(HERE WE GO!)
I was first to get out then someone got out of the passenger side and F**k ME he was massive,not being the sort of lad to back down(unlike Wivers(***** lol)I said whats that t**t doing cutting me up like that.He looked a bit stunned I had the balls to stand up to him(I'm only little)The driver got out who was also big and said whats your F*****g problem.
I suddenly felt that I'd dug myself a rather big hole,thought I might aswell get the first punch in when the driver says "Aren't you Keiths mate?"(My best mate 23 stone of muscle) "Yes he's my best mate!"
"Oh Keiths a top lad,sorry mate wasn't paying attention,I'll get you a drink when I next bump into you mate,bye"

Lucky for them,I was about to open a tin of whoop *** on them!

Carried on going to the job thinking I was nearly on my way to hospital:lol:

 

[faithhealer]

Just remember, the bigger they are, the harder they hit you!

 

[GazLC81]

Someone cut me up the other day and I just followed him flashing my lights hoping he'd pull over,he did andso did I(HERE WE GO!)
I was first to get out then someone got out of the passenger side and F**k ME he was massive,not being the sort of lad to back down(unlike Wivers(***** lol)I said whats that t**t doing cutting me up like that.He looked a bit stunned I had the balls to stand up to him(I'm only little)The driver got out who was also big and said whats your F*****g problem.
I suddenly felt that I'd dug myself a rather big hole,thought I might aswell get the first punch in when the driver says "Aren't you Keiths mate?"(My best mate 23 stone of muscle) "Yes he's my best mate!"
"Oh Keiths a top lad,sorry mate wasn't paying attention,I'll get you a drink when I next bump into you mate,bye"

Lucky for them,I was about to open a tin of whoop *** on them!

Carried on going to the job thinking I was nearly on my way to hospital:lol:

Thanks for that! It gave me a real good laugh!!:lol:

I'd never be that lucky, i'd end up eating me dinner through a straw for the next few months!

 

[TilerTim]

its yet to happen to me.

I was once droving back to the caravan soite so I was when dis ijit in a tilers van wouldn't let me pass, so he never.
I was flashing me lights so I was. Swerving to get past like, but the fool wouldn't loit me pass.
Away the ijit only pulls up and comes to attack me with a mini baseball bat so he does! :mad2:

Now I'm a fair man, and thought it only roight that I let the fool know I had the wife in tha boot and she's a right angry cow. So she is!

 

[wivers]

Lmfao Tim!!!!!!!

 

[Gavin Grout]

I was once droving back to the caravan soite so I was when dis ijit in a tilers van wouldn't let me pass, so he never.
I was flashing me lights so I was. Swerving to get past like, but the fool wouldn't loit me pass.
Away the ijit only pulls up and comes to attack me with a mini baseball bat so he does! :mad2:

Now I'm a fair man, and thought it only roight that I let the fool know I had the wife in tha boot and she's a right angry cow. So she is!

LOL !!!!!!!! LOL !!!! A2M !!!!!! :BOOK: !!!!!LOL!!!!!! EAT****! ! !!!!

 

[TilerTim]

What is A2M?

 

[Gavin Grout]

What is A2M?

I have no idea. I saw someone say it on www.soccer-hooligan.com and thought I'd be smart and say it here! LOL ROFLMAO CIM !