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Gazzer
Men are just happier people.
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car and bike mechanics tell the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You don't have to think about which way to turn a nut and bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you talk to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time. (Oh yeah)
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A five day holiday only requires one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is £7.50 for a six-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
You can wear shorts no matter what your legs look like.
You can do your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice to grow a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 24 relatives on 24th December in 24 minutes. (Or not at all)
No wonder men are happier.
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car and bike mechanics tell the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You don't have to think about which way to turn a nut and bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you talk to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time. (Oh yeah)
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A five day holiday only requires one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is £7.50 for a six-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
You can wear shorts no matter what your legs look like.
You can do your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice to grow a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 24 relatives on 24th December in 24 minutes. (Or not at all)
No wonder men are happier.
