women

[brian c]

The wifes work have two vans,one smallfor running around and one large for transporting all the equipment.She works for a mobile creche unit in Glasgow.

Anyway she said to me she was sitting in the small van AS PASSENGER AND WAS GOING TO PICK LARGE VAN UP,WHEN THEY GOT TO THE YARD WHERE van is kept she could only see the big van and she asked her colleague"where is the small van?"her colleague said to her "you are sitting in it"............WHAT A NUGGET.:lol:

 

[grumpygrouter]

The wifes work have two vans,one smallfor running around and one large for transporting all the equipment.She works for a mobile creche unit in Glasgow.

Anyway she said to me she was sitting in the small van AS PASSENGER AND WAS GOING TO PICK LARGE VAN UP,WHEN THEY GOT TO THE YARD WHERE van is kept she could only see the big van and she asked her colleague"where is the small van?"her colleague said to her "you are sitting in it"............WHAT A NUGGET.:lol:

I will be looking forward to meeting her Brian!

Grumpy

 

[GazTech]

The wifes work have two vans,one smallfor running around and one large for transporting all the equipment.She works for a mobile creche unit in Glasgow.

Anyway she said to me she was sitting in the small van AS PASSENGER AND WAS GOING TO PICK LARGE VAN UP,WHEN THEY GOT TO THE YARD WHERE van is kept she could only see the big van and she asked her colleague"where is the small van?"her colleague said to her "you are sitting in it"............WHAT A NUGGET.:lol:

So what you have is big van ...and bigger van...lol

 

[tiler tom]

A number of years ago I bought a light fitting for our new home. Anyway on the way home we called in on the mother in laws. Once there my wife asked me too show her mother the light fitting. When I took it out of the packaging I found one of the shades to be broken. The dialog went as follows:

M Law " didn't you check it before you left the store"
Me " yes course I did, I said to my wife let's have this one it's broken"
Wife " are you going too take it back"
Me " No, I'll put it up with the broken shade, no one will notice"

Doh

 

[Perry]

? did we marry them for there brains ? :lol:

 

[Falcone]

My mates missus looked out their bedroom window one night. It looked down on the front garden and their drive where their car was. You could also see all the other neighbours cars in their row.

she says to him "oh look!! we're the only car in the street that has a yellow number plate!!"

they were also the only car that had reversed into their drive!! silly femme!!

 

[Jimmy Boy]

Woman takes her spluttering car into the garage.
Expecting a huge bill for it to be put right she is suprised when the mechanic says "It's nothing to worry about love, just rubbish in the oil filter"

"Ok" she say's
"How often should I do that"?

 

[IvegotsTILE]

I took a bird out the other day,she was 20 and I'm 29.
In my car the radio is on and the presenter mentions Fonzie.I say I love Fonzie and she says what kinda music do they play:whatchutalkingabout .'Its not a band you dozy mare they're on about fonzie from the Happy Days,you know cool dude in leather jacket'.She just looked at me with a blank expression,no idea what i was on about.
She started talking football and I mentioned Gazza,realising she's a bit blonde I said 'Do you know who Gazza is?she said in a sarcastic manner'Of course,its GARY LINEKER. :whatchutalkingabout I almost crashed my car cause I couldn't stop laughing.

Safe to say I won't be taking that dizzy bint out again,I'm only worried know that maybe its because I'm getting old and still taking out girls that are 20 years old.

What the hell I'm not going out with them for their brains if I'm honest,still a little grey cells won't go amiss.

 

[CLAYS TILES]

The wifes work have two vans,one smallfor running around and one large for transporting all the equipment.She works for a mobile creche unit in Glasgow.

Anyway she said to me she was sitting in the small van AS PASSENGER AND WAS GOING TO PICK LARGE VAN UP,WHEN THEY GOT TO THE YARD WHERE van is kept she could only see the big van and she asked her colleague"where is the small van?"her colleague said to her "you are sitting in it"............WHAT A NUGGET.:lol:

pure class.............. you couldn't write it eh m8?
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? did we marry them for there brains ? :lol:

????bloody good question,i'm sure i know the answer but i'm damned if i can think of it right now!:huh2:

 

[howard]

wife asked me to change the light bulb in the bedroom so i got my small steps out i asked her to to put her foot on the bottom step anyway i lit a *** and stood on the steps as i put my hand on the bulb she gave my leg a tap so i looked down at her whats up i asked she said is it safe to smoke when changing a light bulb i nearly fell off the steps laughing

 

[tiler tom]

After leaving school one job I landed was helping a guy do up houses. Anyway he told me of the car journey he had that morning, giving his girlfriend a lift he had the usual frequent stops either giving way too traffic or thanking other motorists with his hand for giving way to him. When they got to her place of work she turned to him and said " don't you know a lot of people" and she was being serious.

 

[tiler tom]

Going back to Howards reply the wife of the local snooker hall owner once asked if it still used electric if a bulb blows and the switch is on, good job I wasn't on a frame winning black.

 

[IvegotsTILE]

I was watching Gladiator with a bird when she came out with a dozy lady comment.
It was the part in the film at the begininng.Maximus is on his horse with his dog following when he turns to his men and says"On my signal,unleash Hell!"
The bird said "Hell,thats a strange name for a dog.

:stupid:

 

[joe kelly]

A number of years ago I bought a light fitting for our new home. Anyway on the way home we called in on the mother in laws. Once there my wife asked me too show her mother the light fitting. When I took it out of the packaging I found one of the shades to be broken. The dialog went as follows:

M Law " didn't you check it before you left the store"
Me " yes course I did, I said to my wife let's have this one it's broken"
Wife " are you going too take it back"
Me " No, I'll put it up with the broken shade, no one will notice"

Doh

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