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[tiler tom]

After leaving school one job I landed was helping a guy do up houses. Anyway he told me of the car journey he had that morning, giving his girlfriend a lift he had the usual frequent stops either giving way too traffic or thanking other motorists with his hand for giving way to him. When they got to her place of work she turned to him and said " don't you know a lot of people" and she was being serious.

 

[tiler tom]

Going back to Howards reply the wife of the local snooker hall owner once asked if it still used electric if a bulb blows and the switch is on, good job I wasn't on a frame winning black.

 

[IvegotsTILE]

I was watching Gladiator with a bird when she came out with a dozy lady comment.
It was the part in the film at the begininng.Maximus is on his horse with his dog following when he turns to his men and says"On my signal,unleash Hell!"
The bird said "Hell,thats a strange name for a dog.

:stupid:

 

[joe kelly]

A number of years ago I bought a light fitting for our new home. Anyway on the way home we called in on the mother in laws. Once there my wife asked me too show her mother the light fitting. When I took it out of the packaging I found one of the shades to be broken. The dialog went as follows:

M Law " didn't you check it before you left the store"
Me " yes course I did, I said to my wife let's have this one it's broken"
Wife " are you going too take it back"
Me " No, I'll put it up with the broken shade, no one will notice"

Doh

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