WTF?

[JOHNNYCLARKE]

A tile company once asked me to lay a yellow antique reclaimed terracotta floor for them.
Problem was that it was really red and they had just painted it yellow.
The paint was running out of the bottom of crate and I still had to grout it and wash with water which would have revealed it in all its ruby glory.

Luckily client saw his drive turning yellow and realide something was amiss!.

johnny

 

[DEN]

My mother once put kitchen tiles on with Bero flour and mixed with sugar,i think the house fell down but the wall with tiles on stayed up...