Your pets

[albyshellshear]

I have got a french mastiff ***** (lola) and a ginger tom (ginger) and gold fish in me pond and thousands of dam flies grrrrrr :lol:

 

[Alan.P]

A Jack Russell crossed with something, very demanding, v ery clever and jealous as hell when I sit on the settee with Liz, he'll sit on the floor between us, loking at us and huffing and puffing and barking until we make room for him, I know he's trying to assume the alpha male role but it,s so funny. If we don't see him stood at the patio doors and he wants out for a waz h
he'll bark to tell us, same if he wants in, he's been here before lol

 

[chris.tiling]

Two westies (2 1/2 and 1 today!) and too many fish for the pond (could do with Doug fishing a few out) and that's it... And I have very little hair, so I fit your other half's description of a tradesman fairly well

 

[merlecollins]

One 'STONE MAD' German Shepherd and a tank full of tropical fish

Oh and the kids have a couple of Gerbils called Madonna and Beyonce.....

 

[Deleted member 9966]

One 'STONE MAD' German Shepherd and a tank full of tropical fish

Oh and the kids have a couple of Gerbils called Madonna and Beyonce.....

I take it the dog's nose isn't always that colour Kev

 

[strummerman]

6 dogs 1 cat 12 rabbits 10 guinea pigs 15 ferrets and nearly forgot 4 goldfish :lol:

 

[merlecollins]

I take it the dog's nose isn't always that colour Kev

:lol::lol:No Liz, she'd just had a pee on the beach and had tried burying it:lol::lol:

She might be loopy but she's very clean and tidy:lol:

 

[user123]

6 dogs 1 cat 12 rabbits 10 guinea pigs 15 ferrets and nearly forgot 4 goldfish :lol:

How do goldfish know what to call each other? Easy: "Bob ...Bob... Bob...." :smilewinkgrin:

And did you know that goldfish only have a 1 second memory? Or so it says? That means two goldfish in a bowl think they've never met each other before each time they meet, and say oh Hi, my name's Bob, what's yours' and the other one says, "Bob"!, What's yours??...and the other one says... :lol:

 

[mikethetile]

How do goldfish know what to call each other? Easy: "Bob ...Bob... Bob...." :smilewinkgrin:

And did you know that goldfish only have a 1 second memory? Or so it says? That means two goldfish in a bowl think they've never met each other before each time they meet, and say oh Hi, my name's Bob, what's yours' and the other one says, "Bob"!, What's yours??...and the other one says... :lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

A wonderful very clever cat, who thinks that he may be human or dog, insists on going for walkies with us twice a day, sits in my arms when we overlook at the sea at night, plays like a kitten, wants to see everything I'm doing, keeps me company in the studio, gives me loads of cuddles and gentle headbutts and purrs all day long and just basically thinks we are his slaves - which we are... :lol:

Gisela, A very true quote. Dogs have owners, Cats have staff I have four:yikes:

 

[albyshellshear]

6 dogs 1 cat 12 rabbits 10 guinea pigs 15 ferrets and nearly forgot 4 goldfish :lol:

you win :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[doug boardley]

How do goldfish know what to call each other? Easy: "Bob ...Bob... Bob...." :smilewinkgrin:

And did you know that goldfish only have a 1 second memory? Or so it says? That means two goldfish in a bowl think they've never met each other before each time they meet, and say oh Hi, my name's Bob, what's yours' and the other one says, "Bob"!, What's yours??...and the other one says... :lol:

Two goldfish in a tank..... one says to the other " How do you drive this bloody thing?"

...I'll get my coat!

 

[strummerman]

Two goldfish in a tank..... one says to the other " How do you drive this bloody thing?"

...I'll get my coat!

MG what av you started

 

[hillhead]

Gold fish have a memory because my two wait every night for me to feed them.as soon as i approach them they start jumping about and spitting water from the top with mouths open wanting me to drop the food straight in to which i oblige. Lol

 

[user123]

I thought someone would speak up in defense of fish..:lol: my brother used to have aquariums, so yes, I eckonm they have a memory, but then again, doesn't it say you mustn't overfeed them as they have no recall of being fed before? NO idea, but it's a nice joke anyhow... :lol:

Talking about pets, I just nipped in the kitchen to bake an apple cake, and as I was using the food mixer I thought to myself, all motherly like, I wonder if Domino (the cat) would like to like to spoon? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quite hard to separate pets from kids sometimes...