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[Dan]

Checkout the Onlinetiler Videos Here: THIS.

A southern tiler video-blogging. Or, vlogging.

You can also follow him on twitter.

Should be fun. He's done several already. And he rates on mondays some silly customers need to pay a stupid tax for being so stupid.

 

[bootsmckiber]

I love the idea of the "Stupid Tax" I don't know why I never heard or thought of that one before,I think I',m going to start implementing that one,now I can stop hitting people with my rubber mallet and make a few quid at the same time,xlent

 

[united]

thought you might want to see the latest video (amendment to the last one)

would hate to have to work with this plumber :yikes:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eInZAcfLTrc&feature=player_embedded]YouTube - Aug19.mp4[/ame]

 

[Dan]

thought you might want to see the latest video (amendment to the last one)
would hate to have to work with this plumber :yikes:
YouTube - Aug19.mp4

I'd give that towel rail a couple of months before all the surface is scratched off where the latch catches it. Tut.

 

[puddle]

You will not be saying that when the ideas on Dragons den in a few weeks and they are all clamoring to invest,it also stops the door from slamming,waking people at night,get in now while you can,only £20,000 for 30% of company,we hold the patent !!

All investments to be cash please placed securely in two doubled up tesco bags

:lol::lol:

I have seen this with a basin once in a down stairs cloak room,to get over it they cut 2'' basin end shape out of door so door closed and fixed bit cut out from door to frame ,so when closed matched up... this is true,promise!!

 

[Onlinetiler]

You will not be saying that when the ideas on Dragons den in a few weeks and they are all clamoring to invest,it also stops the door from slamming,waking people at night,get in now while you can,only £20,000 for 30% of company,we hold the patent !!
All investments to be cash please placed securely in two doubled up tesco bags
:lol::lol:
I have seen this with a basin once in a down stairs cloak room,to get over it they cut 2'' basin end shape out of door so door closed and fixed bit cut out from door to frame ,so when closed matched up... this is true,promise!!

That's brilliant. How the hell do these guys get away with it??:mad2:

 

[Time's Ran Out]

That's brilliant. How the hell do these guys get away with it??:mad2:

Exactly! But if there is a blemish in a tile down behind the cistern - that customer will ask for it to be changed.:lol:
Find your bloggs very good - Thanks.

 

[mikethetile]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[Ken Bruty]

:lol::lol::lol: pure class, that door stop.

Cheers Adam, for the blogs at least I now know I'm not the only one shaking my head in constant disbelief. Keep 'em coming.

 

[Bazley]

just found these vids...
and 'turd polishers' classic line ,
Looking foward to next blog and laugh
keep moaning

 

[Dan]

And another one:-

[video=youtube;vcIdYSZRmSI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcIdYSZRmSI&feature=player_embedded[/video]

Cheers mate, been waiting for one for ages.

Congratulations on the little girl mate. You're well and truly owned now, two female's to answer to. haha

 

[DHTiling]

Turd polishing if i was nick Knowles.

 

[Aston]

only just seen this,

the guys a legend already !! keep em coming

nick knowles, he looks like a human alsatian

 

[CCTiling]

He's a funny bloke. Keep em coming!!

 

[andy-p]

Thought he was gonna be bald without the hat!! another classic moan from the victor meldrew of the tiling world...

 

[Bolter]

Just seen these vids, and I think they are brilliant!

Regarding Polishing turds, the saying goes:

You cant polish a turd, but some trades sure as hell try to roll them in glitter

Ive subscribed, cant wait for the next one

 

[DHTiling]

:lol: 2 new ones.. quality as usual.. nice one Adam..

[video=youtube;z4FF5PRo5d0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4FF5PRo5d0[/video]


[video=youtube;bs0oxPMV1Po]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs0oxPMV1Po[/video]

 

[Aston]

gotta laugh at this...stickin tiles with silicone

this is true...silicone was devised for NASA to stick the heat proof tiles to the exterior of the space shuttle. They allowed the tile to have some movement so they could cope with the extreme vibration as they left the earths atmosphere?? suffice to say, they didnt work?? probably never solid bedded them ;O)

greta blogs ad ;0)
keep em coming

 

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

Spot on again, keep em coming Adam

 

[charlie1]

Could honestly wanch this guy all day, hes an insparation to keep going!!

Cheers mate

 

[Colour Republic]

What a waste of Wedi by the builders, but that was nice and cheap!

 

[CCTiling]

I can't believe so called pro's stick tiles with silicone!!! and to chipboard as well!!! I've only ever heard of tiles being stuck with silicone on tile board displays in shops so maybe he was previously a shop worker! Anyway this guys a legend and another turd polishing line...I love it :lol:

 

[Dan]

Nice one Adam. Once again I'd been waiting for a blog.

Cheers Dave for clocking and posting 'em up.

 

[DHTiling]

And the latest one... love the dig at Nick knowles..


[video=youtube;AU43aqaTwI8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU43aqaTwI8&feature=player_embedded[/video]

 

[CCTiling]

Yeah the Nick Knowles bit was very funny

 

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

Another cracker Adam. Hope Nick Knowles watches it.

 

[Time's Ran Out]

Saw Nick at the Home Improvement show at Earls Court last friday!
He no doubt sends his regards.
Adam - how do you manage to get all the good jobs or is this the state of the industry down south?
Good posts.
Thanks.

 

[Spud]

It really is like that down here John! when you get to South Mimms services you get a free set of tiling tools and a free bag of adhesive :lol: :lol:

 

[Time's Ran Out]

It really is like that down here John! when you get to South Mimms services you get a free set of tiling tools and a free bag of adhesive :lol: :lol:

See Nick was introducing a rescue programme tonight - no mention of DIY accidents.
Got a job in souff London in a couple of weeks - Thanks to TILERS FORUM and Mr Dave - so I hope I don't end up on the rogues gallery.
I'll have to make sure I've got enough stotties for the duration, as that M25 can take a while to go around.

 

[Spud]

I would like to meet you for a coffe Tj, give me a Bell when you are down here mate

 

[Time's Ran Out]

Cheers Gary - Look forward to a Java or high Kenyon! Down week of 25th and will keep in touch.