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  1. Two-Trowels

    Wall or floor first?

    Walls.
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    Radio hoaxers

    I know it's a tragedy and all that but sorry, I can't help feeling little sympathy for somebody that takes their own life who has two children - can life ever be that bad?
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    Mixing the right amount

    I mix small amounts at a time that I know I can use before it goes off, I use Mapei Ultraplus usually and find it has a good pot life - certainly long enough for me to do several metres so I tend to mix enough that I think will cover about 3-4 metres, in fact, I could probably mix enough for...
  4. Two-Trowels

    Has anyone been watching Masterchef?

    These last few are so good how do they pick a winner?
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    Today's best joke

    Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS for special training. After the first day they met up in the bar. "Ah, Pierre," asks one, "'ow 'av you been doing?" "Merde!" answers Pierre. "I 'av 'ad ze most terrible day. Terrible! At seex zis morning I was woken by zis beeg 'airy sergeant...
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    THE written Joke thread

    Is this one any better? A young pikey girl is sitting with her mum the night before her wedding. Her mum says to her; "I want to talk to you about your wedding night. Your husband will want to stick his most prized possession where you pee." The girl turns to her mum and says; "Why would...
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    Top app for your phone

    Looks like there is. https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.invoice2gofull&feature=nav_other#?t=W251bGwsMSwyLDYsImNvbS5pbnZvaWNlMmdvZnVsbCJd
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    THE written Joke thread

    An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond...
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    Anyone having probs with the forum and chrome browser...?

    I've had a post or two with the updated bit on Chrome. Also I have started to get an email notification when somebody quotes one of my posts saying 'you have been quoted' or similar - anybody know how to turn that off?
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    Show Us YOUR Work Thread - Tilers Pictures

    Is that a huge gap behind the tiles in the last picture?
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    Hints and tips

    I keep an ordinary pencil sharpener in my pocket, a couple of twists in that every now and then and it has a lovely point - don't push too hard (no need to) and the point last ages.
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    what to get the wife for xmas..

    Mine wants a dodo -at least I think that's what she said...
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    Hints and tips

    Probably old hat to most of you but my tip is; Use a chinagraph pencil to mark your cuts on tiles, wipes off easy and won't wash off when using the wet saw.
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    toolstation

    I thought toolstation was owned by Wickes, could be wrong though, I like screwfix personally (part of B&Q) and use them regularly.
  15. Two-Trowels

    New phone

    Got a Samsung Galaxy W now (after a Blackberry) seems pretty good with no issues in 11 months.
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    love them or hate them..?

    Wouldn't be my choice.
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    Tiling makes me happy...yet unhappy :(

    I was on a job a long while ago working with a plasterer when we had a visit from the architect - he walked round looking at things puffing on his pipe and when he came to us he stopped and said; ''I hate plasterers'' and walked on. I called after him ''why do you hate us?'' he replied ''not...
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    Tradetilers new website

    Used it for an order over the weekend - big improvement I thought.
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    cowboy customers!

    For what it's worth mate I'll reserve judgement until you post some pictures - seem mighty strange to me they never moaned until the last few tiles.
  20. Two-Trowels

    OK time to fess up!

    We have a winner!!!!!

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