2010 general election.

[Rad2474]

Just out of intrest how many people will be voting labour at the next election? I know the goverment can't be blamed for everything but the cost of fuel tax,road tax etc. and things like the lisbon treaty that they changed their minds on giving us a vote on and knife crime etc. Do many people think they'll go out and if so,by alarge marjority?

 

[CLAYS TILES]

i'm voting the loony party

 

[grumpygrouter]

2010...do we really have to wait that long?

 

[wivers]

I vote to shoot the lot of them and let me run the country ....free lager and XXXX mags for everyone!!!!!

 

[Olz]

I vote to shoot the lot of them and let me run the country ....free lager and XXXX mags for everyone!!!!!

im with Wivvers on this one...:rockon: :54:

 

[White Room]

Go the wivers party:8:

 

[robbo]

Wivers for PM.........!!!!!

 

[Raja]

labour all the way

 

[grumpygrouter]

labour all the way

Why am I not surprised a sheffield lad would say that.

 

[Fekin]

Someone extream right for me this time, cos all the others ain't worth a toss.

 

[wivers]

As well as free lager for everyone and the xxxx mags, i propose that all self employed tilers will be exempt from income tax, all wife's obey their husbands every command or they shall face up to 3 years in jail ....13 years if they refuse sexual favours!!

Also i will see a law passed where any thiefs caught , any rapist caught, any murderers caught or any knife weilding hoody muppets caught, are locked in a room with the victim & the victims family/friends for 30 minutes.

There will be no bus lanes, no speed cameras, no yellow lines, and any traffic wardens will be re allocated to cleaning the streets with a tooth brush.

Eastenders, Emerdale, Corrie,Big Brother,make over programs, home make over programs and Gorden Ramsey will all be decomissioned from TV.

Football season will have no break for summer, and ITV, BBC will have full coverage of every match.

Girl's aloud will be the new pilot girls on 365 Drills stall, and Gaz will be the new MD of Gunisess breweries.

Fekin will recive goverment funding to complete his music album, but a public helath warning will go on every copy.

Dave will be required by law top turn his PC off for at least 2 hrs a day to save the national grid.

Ivegots will be forced out of retirement from his 80's band and will be made to play gigs along side MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice and Betty Boo.

Oli will be arrested for illegal eel fishing, Robbo will be sectioned under the mental health act for violating monkeys and whitebeam will be the new face of Warner Bros productions.

PJC will be forced to tell the world his real age, Sir Ramic will be sent to the tower for coming home late, Grumpy will be in control of my books.

Ohh and i will make every bank holiday Run Over Raja day!!

More coming...

 

[sWe]

Are there any parties (with a realistic/reasonable chance of getting into government) which are against creating a 1984esque police state, like the one labour seems to want so badly?

And oh, did you know the UK has Europe's highest per capita of surveillance cameras? I don't know if the rate is the highest in the world, but it's deffo top three.

 

[Fekin]

Honestly, If this country gets much worse I'll be considering moving to Afghanistan :huh2:

 

[Turkish]

Bring back the death penalty!
Bring back national service (Compulsory!)
Cut down on benefits
Stop immigration
Stop all this talk about community cos it don`t exist!!!!

I`ll vote for whoever does those things! Labour.....They can go to hell!!!!!!!!

Turkish

 

[Olz]

As well as free lager for everyone and the xxxx mags, i propose that all self employed tilers will be exempt from income tax, all wife's obey their husbands every command or they shall face up to 3 years in jail ....13 years if they refuse sexual favours!!

Also i will see a law passed where any thiefs caught , any rapist caught, any murderers caught or any knife weilding hoody muppets caught, are locked in a room with the victim & the victims family/friends for 30 minutes.

There will be no bus lanes, no speed cameras, no yellow lines, and any traffic wardens will be re allocated to cleaning the streets with a tooth brush.

Eastenders, Emerdale, Corrie,Big Brother,make over programs, home make over programs and Gorden Ramsey will all be decomissioned from TV.

Football season will have no break for summer, and ITV, BBC will have full coverage of every match.

Girl's aloud will be the new pilot girls on 365 Drills stall, and Gaz will be the new MD of Gunisess breweries.

Fekin will recive goverment funding to complete his music album, but a public helath warning will go on every copy.

Dave will be required by law top turn his PC off for at least 2 hrs a day to save the national grid.

Ivegots will be forced out of retirement from his 80's band and will be made to play gigs along side MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice and Betty Boo.

Oli will be arrested for illegal eel fishing, Robbo will be sectioned under the mental health act for violating monkeys and whitebeam will be the new face of Warner Bros productions.

PJC will be forced to tell the world his real age, Sir Ramic will be sent to the tower for coming home late, Grumpy will be in control of my books.

Ohh and i will make every bank holiday Run Over Raja day!!

More coming...

You had my vote till i got to here, Im not sure im keen on the idea, i'll have to see what other parties offer and think about it.

(P.S. its a small doggie, not an eel, but i conceed, we were (technically) tresspassing, was that you with the shotgun?)