A,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k.

[Del W]

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while ... then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks ... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles



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[Mike]

nice one, i might put that in a valentines card for the missus this week :lol:

 

[On one]

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while ... then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks ... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles



:smilewinkgrin:

The wife heard me laughing at that and came up and said what you laughing at ''oh nothing dear just some tiling photo's''.
Phew that was a close one!!!!!

 

[Dan]

haha lol

Saw this on face of the book the other day. A good one. ha

 

[John Benton]

I heard a joke in a similar vain the other day about a girl who had to make love in an alphabetical order as she had OCD, unfortunately it cannot be repeated on here....shame

But here's a one liner for you:-

My mate asked me "What do you think of voluntary work? I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me."