Worst Day Ever

[CJ]

Quality :lol:

I've had a good day today by the way:yes:
Done bugger all and got paid for the pleasure :8:

 

[Grace'sDad]

Wivers mate - you've been well and truly screwed over by the "system".

I was just telling sWe about the joys of phoning our fine, intelligent, efficient civil servants here: http://www.tilersforums.com/tiling-forum/11479-paying-dreaded-taxman.html#post95575

They'll tell you anything you want to hear to get you off the phone so they can get back to reading Heat magazine or surfing for ****!

 

[Fekin]

...........Fekin ....i wanna cuddle !!!!

:love:

We should have ripped off a few bats heads with our teeth and told the munsters we we're sending rajabinx round :ack2:

 

[MrSpoon]

thats pretty crap! you should curl out a fat one in their bucket

 

[Grace'sDad]

The Bloodhound Gang - Kiss me where it smells funny.
From the album - One fierce beer coaster.

Anyone?

Is it only me?

 

[IvegotsTILE]

That story made me so mad pal,I'm notorius for winding myself up when things go a little wrong so I can say with certainty that if that was me I would've been arrested for one thing or another then I'd have been in an even worse state,so well done for not exploding your little ginger brain.

 

[wivers]

Got me van back today......waited for my cheque....they said they have to send it to me and it takes up to 14 days!!!!!! arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Turkish]

That`s a pretty bad day there Wivers! BUT, would you have wanted to have been the guy who was involved in an incident i attended today???...........He was cycling to a train station and was coming down a ramp that lead onto the platform. For whatever reason he lost control and ended up on the live rail!!!!! He was dead until the ambulance crew somehow managed to get a pulse back after 15 minutes of CPR and defib, bloody amazing!!!!!

Turkish

 

[Fred]

I loved being copper...................:lol:

 

[wivers]

is that copper as in hair colour ..or copper as in plod?

 

[GazTech]

I think God likes to punish you Wivers, he started with your hair and has continued his relentless persuit of amusement with you ever since.....:smilielol5:

 

[CJ]

Agree with Gazza.

Ginger is bad enuff

 

[Raja]

I loved being copper...................:lol:

copper can't eat a copper seller the plubming trade is booming shame you quit

 

[tiler burden]

ive had a bad day today...got in from work, opened the fridge and downed a litre of lager and ripped the wifes knickers off in frustration...well, i had too, id been tiling a floor and they'd been diggin into my back all day long...:yes:

 

[Perry]

You think that was funny i could hear it all on the phone havent been able to work since ete

 

[wivers]

The last time you worked PJ you tiled the ark.

 

[Perry]

2"X1" Wivs

 

[smurf21]

BLIMEY you where a little harsh with the six fingered neanderthals there only doing there job.:21::21:

 

[MICK the Tiler]

CRIKEY!!! I've just p*ssed me pants :yes:

 

[wivers]

CRIKEY!!! I've just p*ssed me pants :yes:

You'd fit in nicely with them in their little portacabin then honestly i think at least one of them had done the same.

 

[pjtiler]

The last time you worked PJ you tiled the ark.

aye
and i still havent been paid

 

[wivers]

ARGHHHHHHH!!!!

I got a letter through the post today telling me that i have to go to court about this now!!!!!

My luck just gets better and better!!

 

[DHTiling]

I thought it was sorted..?

 

[wivers]

I got a letter through about 2 weeks after it got towed saying i had to pay £1000 for parking an unliceinsed van on a public road, and if i didn't pay i'd be taken to court.

I'd forgotten all about it.

Still at least i get to go argue the point now.

Knowing my luck i'll get 3 years!!

 

[DHTiling]

You give them hell....and don't forget loss of wages...:smilewinkgrin: