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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure.

A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......



































A r e - m y- t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k? "
 
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Rob

you are a rascal

LOL

which reminds me, years ago I ended up in hospital with double pnuemonia, the doctor was very worried as there was a legionaires scare on and he wanted to make sure it wasnt legionares disease so they kept taking samples untill they were sure it was pnuemonia, I was looked after by a lovely young nurse who had a wicked sense of humour, one day she came marching up the ward straight for me and I must have had a look of horror on my face as she said dont worry I only want a finger this time LOL

she realised what she had said and laughed , problem was I couldnt as it was too painfull
 

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