a man goes to his doctor .....

[paulyoung666]

.... and asks 'what's the easiest exercise I can do to help me lose weight?' He replies, 'shake your head from side to side'. He asks, 'how often should I do this?' Doctor says 'every time you're offered food u fat ****** :lol:

 

[Ken Bruty]

:lol::lol:

 

[Davesax]

he says Doctor i keep think i'm a dog . Doctor says ' Oh Dear , take a seat on the couch '
Man replies ' I'm not allowed up there ! '

 

[SandyFloor]

Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you that you have a venereal disease.
Man: I must have caught it from a public toilet seat.
Doctor: Well, you've been chewing it then...it's in your gums!

 

[Dan]

Dr Dr I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop

 

[macten]

"Doctor Doctor, I think I might have malaria."

"Right Miss Cole, I'm going to need to see your v£gina."

 

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

Patient says to doctor," I feel as though everyone is ignoring me" doctor says "next"

 

[doug boardley]

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt really guilty. No matter how hard he tried , the sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while a little voice would pop into his head and reassuringly say, "Don't beat yourself up about this Dave, get some sleep. You're not the first, and definiteley won't be the last doctor to sleep with a patient. Put your ethics to bed and get on with life!"
but then another voice would say;
"BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE DAVE, YOU'RE A VET!!"

 

[Andy Allen]

doctor doctor i keep thinking i'm a bridge

whats come over you man

a car, a truck, 3 motor bikes.....