a wivers moment

[mikethetile]

had a bit of a wivers today

nipped out to pick a few bits up

i was driving around the lanes when i suddenly needed to pee

must be the cold weather

i was desperate and jigging up and down

i thought if i dont pull over now ill pee myself so i pulled into the next entrance to some fields which was next to a house driveway

i was happily relieving myself on the back wheel of the van when i heard a female voice behind me

can i help you

it was an old dear leaning over her gate

er no i think i can manage thank you all the same

fortunatly she saw the funny side and laughed

ill leave you to it then

phew

 

[brian c]

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[Gazzer]

Wivers would have been doing a jobbie :yikes:

 

[Colour Republic]

Wivers would have been doing a jobbie :yikes:

I'd second that but i'm sure he would have called the woman out of her house to see if she had any loo roll and a paper to read

 

[mikethetile]

I'd second that but i'm sure he would have called the woman out of her house to see if she had any loo roll and a paper to read

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[david campbell]

very good!:lol:
at least she saw the funny side

 

[mikethetile]

very good!:lol:
at least she saw the funny side

luckily it was very cold

so thats all she saw

 

[wivers]

Lol.

Honestly mate....did u waggle it at her??? I bet you did !!